The Couch

You’re too skinny. Are you related to that skinny bird? All of you. The couch is certain you need some weight.

The couch might have met you before, but you were different then. You have one of the best asses.

The couch hasn’t felt your ass without clothing, but it has felt yours with other people. So it holds out hope.

You are entirely too bony, and your put a small bird on the couch once. And the couch does not forgive.

But nice. Overall nice.

There was shouting about some sort of pick? The couch doesn’t know. But your ass is .

The couch shudders and puts it down to a minor earthquake.

You as well. The couch can't figure you out. Your butt isn't as nice as others, but isn't bad.

The couch doesn't know you. Who the fuck are you.

The couch vaguely remembers you. You're usually very nice to it and put your lovely butt on it. Sometimes you get a little flirty with people, but the couch doesn't mind that. You seem to remain mostly clothes around it.

The couch is thankful you both have nice butts.