i just googled some facts about worms and they are apparently 1000 times stronger than humans 

i read it wrong this isnt true 

i understand why old people sit outside just to sit outside

i don’t know what version of hell we’re living in but it’s definitely the funniest

It’s the super hell we all got sent to for being gay

I will never get over this joke Futurama was so important

There are hardly any female werewolves because they break all the classic rules of femininity. They force you to confront female violence, strength, size, grotesqueness and uncontrollability. Historically female shapeshifters always shift into something dangerous (snake) or sleek (cat) or dainty (bird) but female werewolves ignore the masculine gaze completely. They're distorted beasts that have no ulterior motive except to destroy. Nothing about them is nurturing or modest. They're the opposite of what a woman "should be." Their omission from pop culture is not an accident.

me hyping myself up before entering any public area: i’m normal i’m normal i’m normal i’m normal i’m normal i’m normal i’m normal i’m normal i’m normal i’m normal i’m normal i’m normal i’m normal i’m normal i’m normal

i aim to have the merlin-level of job security where i’m actively terrible at my job but my boss loves me too much to fire me

ik tumblr is cringe or whatever but i really do feel like my blog is my own little house and it's incredibly comforting to be here

just saw the phrase “wlw/mlm hostility” and I’m currently obsessed