Sittin' in my office with a plate of grilled bacon

I got stuck at a rail road crossing on my way home from work tonight, got me thinking. Who decided that trains get the right of way? I mean, why can't they stop for traffic? It's rush hour, people got shit to do. Bring those gates down and flash those red lights at the engineer, it's been a long day and dinner is getting cold.

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This just happened...

Have you noticed that the "big slice" of a pizza doesn't exist anymore.

Here's another one. NBC leans heavy on The Office for this one. Wait until the end.

First The Office related Super Bowl commercial I've seen so far. Honestly, this show will never end.

Ok, so... first there was "First Blood", then the sequel "Rambo : First Blood Part II", so far so good. Then came "Rambo III". To this I say, "What in the actual FUCK!??!". The third movie, I'm my logical opinion, should have been "Rambo II : First Blood Part III". You can not have fucking "Rambo III" without having a goddamn "Rambo II". I've been dealing with bullshit for two thirds of my life.

Only 4 episodes in, but I like The Paper. It's not The Office, but neither was The Office season 1.

I'm always so tired. It's exhausting being this awesome.

We are spending the weekend at Niagara Falls. The boat ride was one of the most awed inspiring things I've ever done. Not sure I've ever experienced something so incredible.

I always find it a little disturbing when when I see a fat couple with really skinny kids. I mean, can't you just share.

On Friday a customer called and said that he is hesitant to come to the store because our prices are much higher then on the internet. I told him that I would give him trade prices but that was all I could do.

@impala-dreamer brought up a great point just now. We were talking aboit how shitty Andy's parents were (as you do) in the Garden Party episode. Her theory is that they came from Connecticut, at that time, they would have had to go to the movie theater, buy tickets for later that day, then make their way to the garden party. They decided ON THE WAY that they were going to make an early exit. Wow, they suck.

I swear the only thing keeping out of jail today is pure exhaustion.

I'm getting a little sick and tired of the rudeness and glorifying of bad behavior. Just two examples are these two commercials, commercials I see everyday (even though I pay for the privilege of streaming). The kid on the airplane is absolutely the worst. If my kid was ever like that, there would be consequences.