wretched bisexual

I am appreciating the binturong. I am appreciating it SO MUCH.

People in nyc think like this

say what u want about the manscaped ads I know they are shit, all of them but the “evil, sinister, malcontent, balls” one puts me into fucking hysterics actually

take his ass to margaritaville

in a bar thats playing big bang theory on one tv and young sheldon on the other

how did you know that.

I think it would be pretty sick to have pneumatic tubes (like at bank drive thrus) in my house but I can't come up with a single use case for them in a residence. though thinking about it conjured the idea of putting an empty cup from my desk in one to send it to the kitchen sink, where it would be thrown with force and shatter on impact. and that's pretty funny.