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Still alive. When's the last time you've jumped for the purpose of just jumping?

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Plonk. Almost not alive. Fainted today. Right out of my seat. Don't know what that was about. Got a lump on my head for free woooo. Plonk. Still here motherfuckers.

SERIOUS PLONK. There should be a term for Glass Children who were also secretly disabled but able to hide or minimize it so their sibling received full care and they were overlooked.

#hello sadness my old friend #glass kitten? oh no now im sad #no glass kittens give them all to me #im mother now

#feeling cute #please compliment me #who stole the braincell i swear today was my day #plonk #i have survived another day #if i stare into the void long enough perhaps reality will stop

Plonk. Unfortunately I have survived to live another day. Almost as unfortunate as the fact that bipedal evolution fucked up the human spine and pelvis.

#Iamrunningonallfourstoprotest #protestbipedalismreturntoeasierbirthsandnobackpain

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Plonk. It's that time of year again, time to wait and save posts like "I haven't showered since 2022!! XDDDDD" so I can reblog it at concerning lateness in the year.

#itsmay #haventshowered #haventeatensince2022:rebloggedinJune #kindarealistictho #ishouldshowermore #ihadtogooglethetermreblog #repost?#retweet?#recoil?#repeat?

PLONK. Tummy hurts. Nose is kunchy. I have unfortunately survived my cold.

#cat #letmedie #because i am lazy #blowingnosetakestoomuchenergy

toshio

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justacatdefinitelyacat

Hellow, do you have time to talk about our lord and savior Long John Silver’s?

#Iamheretotalkabout #yourboatsextendedwarranty #nottobeconfusedwith #your-boat-sex-tended-warranty

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siliquasquama

This looks like a shitpost but it’s actually solid advice, like, if you want to achieve a goal you have to pace yourself and be patient instead of expecting too much too soon and then giving up

justacatdefinitelyacat

I am gonna roll in a ball of blankets and 3 day old sweatpants towards my dreams.

#eventuallyIwillgetthere #orI'lldie

Hello

Unfortunately, I have survived.

#gottamakeanotherbingocard #hopefully2023willfinishthejob

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Just the Example

Firefighter: That's just the way the cookie crumbles.

Butler: It falls on me to reassemble the cookie.

#why are the examples funnier than I'll ever be

Stutttering Keyboard

Just so you all know, my keyboard occasionally spits out or repeats the letter t.

Love how its listening to me now when I’ve got something tto prove.

Yea that’s right bitch, listen to mommy.

#Keyboards a bittch #why t though #give me my good subby little tt back #brat keyboard

Toe and Finger Warming

Why isn’t there a way to just warm the toes and fingers? Give me palmless gloves! Footless socks!

#too much sensation in full socks #give me footless socks #footless socks #free the palm #palmless gloves

Just the Example #2

Seal: Die you know that when it snows my eyes become larger?

Optometrist: That's highly abnormal. I'm going to refer you to a specialist.

Seal: BABAAAAAAAYYY!

#i am just typing the examples that generate #because i am lazy #and they are hilarious #funny

Just the Example #1

Charles Dickens: It was the best of mimes, it was the worst of mimes.

Mime:...

#i am just typing the examples that generate #because i am lazy #and they are hilarious #funny

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justacatdefinitelyacat

Finally, place for me

#cat #catplace #catwagon #hanginginthepussywagon #purrrr

plumslices

Do not come into my room without an appointment

justacatdefinitelyacat

Yes except every room I walk into becomes my room.

#ringringbitch #makeanappointment #immediatetlyevacuate #everyroomiwalkinto

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