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Hi guys I made. A fic. That's 70% smut. Read it here because I'm beautiful sexy amazing etc etc.

This has me questioning myself highkey

Here’s the petition you can sign to keep Tyce Green (who was cast as Whizzer in this production) out of the Houston Broadway Theatre. He has a long history of sexual abuse against minors in the community. I’m glad the production was canceled in the end but horrified the theatre let him stay for so long. If you live in or near Houston, please boycott the theatre that let him maintain his status in the community for so long.

He prolly did it anyway

I’m so pathetic I probably can’t even survive a nuclear explosion

Me when I’m a weak cockroach

I love your insta stories 🥺🥺🥺

You flatter me TEEHEEE

I’m imagining the awkward workplace condolences and the pats on the back when he got back

Condolences for a man they never knew existed?

I mean I’d think rumors would get out. Unless (probably) Marvin had no friends and or knew nobody at work

I’m imagining the awkward workplace condolences and the pats on the back when he got back

I was about to be a freak but I don’t think I will they look so cute >_<

frankly i'm impressed by your restraint

Who’s frank

I was about to be a freak but I don’t think I will they look so cute >_<

@just0liveoil pointed out that, because Marvin is always talking about food ("breakfast now," "I want lobster," etc.), we can obviously infer that he must obviously be bisexual, since a famous sign of bisexuality is always being hungry.