sasuke uchiha.

ah yes the uchiha brothers......itchy and scratchy

who tops and who bottoms? tch. who has the sun tattoo and who has the moon tattoo? idiot. start asking some real questions

sometimes i get discouraged and i start thinking wow maybe i am overreacting. maybe mass murder isnt the answer...but then i look at funny pictures online of a cat hanging from a tree branch with text that says "hang in there" and i think i believe in myself and i am a god.

calling my wife a milf but ironically bc i'm a gay man....cool dad alert haha am i right sarada.

today i accidentally amaterasu'd a vase and i thought sakura was gonna yell at me but instead she turned to look at me very slowly and then speaking quietly in a calm even tone she asked me "do you know why i tolerate being married to you." she didn't even let me answer. she just walked toward me and leaned forward to whisper in my ear: "because your hips are situated unusually high on your torso for a man. high enough that when i close my eye i can almost convince myself i'm married to a woman." and then she smiled but it did not reach her eyes

everyone hates me because i have the fattest ass in the PTA but i never fucking go to the meetings

caught my boyfriend cheating on me with his wife today :/

literally "sasuke...." is an emotion that no combination of words in the english language could ever properly capture