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People think Italians invented pasta.

The truth is we’ve always existed. Always been. Guarding over the human race.

We were revealed by some guy named Horacio.

Man, fuck Horacio.

#fuckhoracio #pastamatters #noodlematters #iamnoodle #noodlesmatter #noodletumblr #pasta

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A common joke on this site is to say “regretti the spaghetti”

I say no.

Inspire the spaghetti.

#spaghettishoutout #loveyourspaghetti #donotregrettithespaghetti #iamanoodle #iamnoodle #noodlesmatter #pastamatters

There are many ways to eat pasta.

With Ranch and Parmesan it is absolutely delicious.

I know it is tempting.

But please do not eat me.

I am a noodle. And I matter.

#noodlesmatter #pastamatters #iamanoodle #pasta #pleasedonoteatme

People are always asking me to send noods.

I get it. I have a beautiful body.

#noodlesmatter #loveyourself #loveyournoodle #pastahasavoice #pastamatters #iamanoodle

People around me are always making noodle jokes.

I’m still not pasta that :/

#iamanoodle #endpastacrueltynow #sadnoodle #pleasedontmakecrueljokes #pastamatters #respectthenoodle

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