I’m Just Confused

As a gen z person the cheese stick hath returned has me on the brink of hysterical laughter

Lesbian queer eye: five women, all of whom are named Ellen, break into your home to cut the sleeves off all your shirts and stock your fridge with almond milk.

outfits that say im cute but there is something wrong with me

I love how irrelevant tumblr is. like no celebrities on here, no colleagues or family on here, no one’s famous off tumblr or making money, tbh no ones even updating the site like is there even any staff? who knows? it’s bliss

if you ever get the chance to live poetry instead of reading it, take it. i promise it’s worth it. shout the verses at the quiet night, laugh hysterically reciting a sonnet, fall to your knees in the middle of a soliloquy. don’t leave the words on their pages, make them burn your throat and shatter the universe.