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Why should one season have all the fun? Complement Fall damage with Winter, Spring, and Summer damage.

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Hitting you for 7 points of Spring damage with my Holy Steel Coil.

#considering spring damage as radiant this works on two levels #puns #dnd

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Can't say I've missed seeing this:

#australia #auspol #australian politics #scott morrison #really hoped we'd heard the last about him

Talking about the Submarine Event at Work

Coworker: "They can just open the door and swim to the surface."

Me: "They physically can't open a door 4km deep in the ocean, and even if they had scuba gear they would still be dead due to explosive decompression."

Coworker: "But what level of dead would they be?"

Me: "WHAT DO YOU MEAN WHAT LEVEL OF DEAD? DEAD IS DEAD!"

#oceangate #titanic #submarine #funny #humour #random conversations

Quote from Work Presentation

"Cradle to grave, no. Lust to dust."

#funny #humour #work humour #random humor

Person 1: "They don't make them like they used to..."

Person 2: "Not sure the Pentium 4 is a positive example of that quote."

#funny #humour #random conversations #technology

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From the Season 3 finale of Rolling with Difficulty:

Sofia: Once again, much like in Season 1, I have to apologise to all of our Australian listeners.

Red: I'm not sorry, I think you guys should yell about it in those beautiful accents.

Well then:

OI MATE, WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?? BOTH ENTERTAINING AND MILDLY TORTUROUS IS WHAT IT WAS!

My accent isn't as strong as the stereotypical Aussie accent due to geographical location, but I did eat a kangaroo steak shortly before typing this, so that gives me a temporary boost to my Aussie-ness. Feel free to imagine, I guess.

Also, love the channel, keep up the good work.

like angry music to my ears 😌

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From what you've said about your sleep schedule, you might be eligible for honorary Australian status, then you could yell at yourself😁

#overly sarcastic productions #rolling with difficulty #australia

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In honour of the election I decided to collate the various tags relating to a certain politican that have shown up on my Twitter. See a pattern?

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There is also a GIF version.

#auspol #Australia #scott morrison #bye scomo

In honour of the election I decided to collate the various tags relating to a certain politican that have shown up on my Twitter. See a pattern?

#auspol #Australia #scott morrison #bye scomo

Fellow Grad, reaching into the jacket on the back of his chair: "This pocket's as long as an arm."

Fellow Grad: "Oh, that's a sleeve."

#funny #humour #random conversations #work humour #engineers #engineering graduate

For anyone who noticed and/or cares, I have chosen to rename myself. Why? Because I felt like it.

That is all.

#me #rename

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I wasn't expecting the chickens to become the late night stars of my sister's delayed 21st party.

#funny #humour #australia #animals #party #random thoughts #random

Manager: "I just had to wait for some of the stakeholders to die or move to get it through."

#funny #humour #random conversations #work humour #engineering humour #engineering

Coworker: "I've got a great excuse. The software program ate my homework."

#funny #humour #random conversations #work humour #engineering humour #software problems

Coworker: "Lived it, breathed it, got the t-shirt for it. Actually I got 4 t-shirts for it."

#funny #humour #random conversations #work humour #work conversations #overheard at work

Less than Successful Troubleshooting

Coworker: "We did that, and went from 4 errors to 393 errors."

#funny #humour #work humour #overheard at work #engineering humour #engineers #engineering

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I have no idea what the context for this was

Coworker 1: "He wore a Hail Satan shirt, there's no coming back from that."

Coworker 2: "No he didn't, it just said 'patience makes the vengeance sweeter'."

#funny #humour #random conversations #work humour #work conversations #overheard at work

Coworker: "Guy is sick, so I asked him: Covid, Ebola or Man Flu?"

Manager: "I'm not sure which is worse."

#funny #humour #random conversations #work humour #work conversations #overheard at work #covid

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