Cozy Hammock

ToG~

• “Who the hell are these two sons of bitches?” • “Celaena…don’t look at them like that…” • “Hold up- are those the same two at that one party….?” • “If this Dorian tries to kiss her… And he did… Welp I’ll have to kick his ass when he gets here.” • “Wait. Hold on. This is a love triangle…I’m on team “she should still be with me” • “Kick Cain’s evil ass!” • “PLEASE DONT DIE!” • “Ok Chaolaena is kind of cute… And he did save her life… Who am I kidding? Team Samlaena for life.”

CoM~

• “WHY ARE YOU DOUBTING YOUR BEST FRIEND???? ASDJKSHDF…” • “I’m watching you Kale.” • “And Doriaaaaannnnnsssss outta there!!! YUS!” • “Damn you, Kale.” • “Woah…WOAH!! MY EYES!!! CELAENA STAHP. NO MORE SOUNDS EITHER… OH. MY. GODS. I DID NOT NEED TO SEE THIS.” • *Nehemia dies* “Oh shit. Celaena… No I’m sorry!” • “AND KAAAAALLLLLEEEESSSS OUTTA THERE!!!” • “I don’t like this underground library… Why are you going alone?????” • “DORIAN HAS MAGIC!!!!! PLOT TWIST!” • “Hold up- you’re a queen…and a fae… And Celaena never really existed…. My whole life was a lie.”

HoF~

• “Get your lazy butt up and go find your Aunt!” • “Not. Another. Male.” • “DONT YOU DARE TALK TO MY GF LIKE THAT!” • “Threaten to whip her again, Whitethorn, and I will personally hunt you down in your next life and haunt you forever.” • “Ihaterowanihaterowanihaterowan.” • “YOU TOUCH HER AGAIN AND YOU ARE SCREWED MISTER FAE BASTARD!” • “THANK YOU EMRYS!” • “F you Rowan.” • “Celaena…NO FIRE. NO. STOP.” • “I could swear you’re a cat with nine lives or something…” • “Damn she’s hot… Ayeeee!” • “TELL HIM ABOUT ENDOVIER AND TAKE THE DAMN PITY.” • “These plans of yours aren’t safe… Then again I should know that by now…..” • “Ok…sleep in his bed, ‘un-romantically.’ That’s a lie.” • “Maybe he’s ok…. But I was better.” • “YES THATS MY CELAENA. SCREW THE VALG!” • “F the cadre…. Except for Gavriel. He’s ok…” • “GET UP PLEASE.” • “SCREW MAEVE.” • “Oh dang…. Yes, free him! He kind of ok.” • *is tearing up as she gets tattoos* “Ok, this is sweet.” • “WHY ARE YOU GOING BY YOURSELF??? HELL HAS BEEN UNLEASHED. YOU NEED THAT STUPID BASTARD. OH DEAR GODS.”

QoS~

• “That new hair color… Dayummmm!” • “Just don’t find Arobynn……. I spoke too soon.” • “Oh look it’s Captain ‘Indecisive’ Westfall.” • “Really avoided a bad one with that Prince… I mean now he’s possessed…” • “YOU DID NOT JUST CALL HER A MONSTER. FIGHT ME VEGGIE MAN!” • *is laughing* “Keep messing with Kale, sweetie, I like it.” • *Is humming Mission Impossible theme music* “Go get your cousin, babe!” • “YASSSSS QUEEEN” • “F you still Rowan. You’re better but… You had to come back? Damn.” • “Woah woah wait a minute- Lysandra????? She’s- you’re friends now??” • “Of course… Of course he gets to sleep with you when you’re IN A DAMN GOLD NIGHTGOWN.” • “No ones said it yet- so I will, ROWAN IS A SAVAGE.” •AROBYNN DO NOT PUT THAT RING…. YOU LITTLE…“ • “I have been informed the ring was fake.” • “Get your filthy hands off her, Mr. Salvaterre. I’ll FiTe you!” • “Kill the witch!!! Use water- maybe she’ll melt.” • “'My…Rowan.’ YOUR WHAT CELAENA- shoot wrong name- AELIN????” • “Oh ok- now the witch is kind of helping…” • “So Dorian is still there?” • “Does Kale still need to be here?” • “YES LYSANDRA KILL THAT BASTARD!” • “That’s my girl!!!” • “Oh dear gods… Kale please do something useful- WHY WOULD YOU FACE HIM ON YOUR OWN???” • “KILL THE KING! OFF WITH HIS HEAD!” • “DORIAN IS BAAAACCCKKK!” • *strums guitar* “When your legs don’t work like they used to before…” • “Go reclaim your land, babe! My Queen!” • “YOU SAID MY LINE BUT WITH YOUR NAME AND AHSJSGSGDKFGSH”

EoS-

• “TOO. MANY. POVS. SO. MANY. THINGS. HAPPENING.” • “Like hell she isn’t your queen.” • *begrudingly* “Ok, fine! Fire breathing bitch queen is my favorite title…” • “Thank the gods Kale is gone- hopefully he doesn’t screw it all up…..that’s going to be hard for him.” • “I see you Lysandra and Aedion.” • “All this time… A shape shifter and a fae queen… I must be hawt.” • “DO YOU ALL NOT NOTICE HER PLANNING FACE- NOT GOOD. THAT USUALLY TRANSLATES TO SELF SACRIFICE!” • “Talking to dead royals again… That’s never a good sign.” • “AYEEE ROLFE LONG TIME NO SEE.” • “YASSS AELIN. YASSS LYSANDRA.” • “Ok…. Rowan, JUST DO IT. AELIN, IF YOU DONT YOULL REGRET IT……..not that I’m speaking from personal experience or anything…” • “Stupid goddesses trying to screw stuff up.” • “YASSSSS LYSANDRA!!” • “Oh gods… Not again. STAHP. ON A FLIPPING BEACH???? BECAUSE THATS INCONSPICUOUS, ROWAN.” *covers eyes and ears* • “DID YOU JUST SAY PREGNANT???” • “Phew… Ok not pregnant.” • “This is not good. This is not good.” • “YOU MEAN TO TELL ME- SHE DIED JUST TO HAVE TO DIE AGAIN???? FIGHT ME ELENA.” • “Why couldn’t she have had a normal life???” • “AYE THE BUZZARD FAM IS HERE.” • “ROWAN GET TO YOUR DAMN QUEEN.” • “um… Wha- NO STAHP. DO NOT TOUCH HER.” • “I WILL KILL YOUR AUNT.” • “AJSHSGSKDHSVDJXJSM” • “NONONONONONONONO” • “GO FIND YOUR MATE. GO BRING HER HOME. I LIKE YOU NOW. PLEASE GO GET HER.” • “If you fail- I’m suing.”

ToD~

• “All I see is Kale and blah blah blah blah….” • “Maeve is valg- CRAP.” • “FIREHEART??? Yes!!!!” • “…………never mind. F YOU MAEVE.”