Junketposting

junket bank isn’t real and every post i’ve made about it was a long form social experiment thanks for participating

also yeah mafutsu was kidnapped and hasnt been seen alive in months

if i was a contestant on rupauls drag race and i made it to snatch game i would be a hibachi chef and i would keep like 20 eggs in my hat and instead of ever answering a question i would just respond with doing a cool trick and letting the egg break on the floor. and if i dropped a utensil over the counter i would go and pick it up and when i bend over all the eggs would fall out of my hat and break on the floor and i would scoop up the broken eggs and shells and put them back into my hat and go back like nothing happened. and i would do that every single time.

i love just calling any bullshit combo of metal/resin/crystals 'orgonite'. restaurant bathroom had orgonite floors but only in the stalls so actually that was probably functional

megan thee stallion please read junket bank

girl im fucking sick of the internet. everywhere wants your id to "protect the children" and also anything you search on youtube is full of horny clickbait you have no way to say "don't show this" or even "not relevant" like youtube said it thinks im a child bc im not giving them my ID why is it showing me this shit. and tumblr dot com jesus christ you have ads that are like "make an ai clone of your friend when they dont want to talk to you" or just straight up fetish porn ads. and then you see the kind of communities on here, most of them are some shit like "Yoinky Sploinky Roblox OCs!!" like some shit thats obviously for 5 year olds and then the pinned post is "guys im sorry about all the porn bots im really sorry im doing the best i can to delete them all ok" like jesus christ child safety is like worse than ever. and then the company that wants your id to "protect the kids" is an epstien affiliate

i hope mitarai goes through mafutsu withdrawls and they hurt (remembesrs thats already been canonically depicted) oh boy i cant wait for next week