JUNI

tomura will forever be my favorite

I think I'm pretty fucking funny

Rosemary implied... Because they're moirails and Kanaya gets mad hoes

Calliope and Claiborne are siblings

Dirk is cannonically gay(unless you headcanon jane as a man)

Kanaya is cannonically lesbian(unless you headcanon equius as a woman)

Kankri is celibate, which means he doesn't date

tavris and gamrezi aren't morally good but.. That's not really a reason anyway

all he does is use his fancy words. He's literally a doormat for every other character to use and he doesn't move the plot along at all. He's so fucking boring as a character(to me) and I just don't get how people like him. And don't talk about beyond cannon because I hate beyond cannon(except for my precious baby harry)

The only actual “abuse” bro canonically em parted on bro was sword fights and that doesn’t really isolate a person. Not like he cut his tongue out!!!!

People overestimate how horrrrrible Dave’s life but when u look at what we see with the context of homestucks tone it’s just not.

they’re my favorite in anything and yes they got abuse so. what. unless this is a joke and I’m not understanding

yes people underestimate how bad their life was but. like. YOURE underestimating it by saying “w-well, with the content of homestucks tone-“ YOURE undermining their own life and downplaying real experiences people could actually have

like… bro definitely enforced beliefs that Dave is too good for other people. they were definitely isolated and got forced into a belief that women = cool clean work and men = big strong tough get money

Dave is very redeemable. Let that kid have some peace for once in their life like have you seen the shit they’ve gone through???? omg

sometimes teenagers act the way they do just because. Dave had a chemical imbalance in their brain because of their surroundings. they LITERALLY had to store food in their closet because bro put all his katanas and swords in the actual fridge. that’s abuse.

anyways that's about it. Dave takes a special audience to understand i guess

And if you LOOK at the tone of the story and all the other characters. BRO IS THE EXACT SAME AS EVERY OTHER GUARDIAN!

He doesn’t teach Dave sexism or whatever, DAVE IS LIKE THAT ON HIS OWN BECAUSE HE IS A HORRIBLE PERSON. Bro outside of what Dave says (liar and manipulator) isnt sexist at all. For one, He sews and is very proud of it sewing is a feminine hobby if he was sexist he probably wouldn’t be liek that.

Dirk openly has pictures of rainbow dash in his room. Just not sexist. Dave is the sexist one!

He doesn’t have a “chemical imbalance” you need to know what words mean. Dave doesn’t actually show ANY behaviors of any mental illness out there(besides MAYBE being manipulative). You can’t just take actual phrases that have important meanings to defend your shitty racist blorbo

NEWS FLASH. Whiny retards who need white boy angsty to understand a story aren’t a “special audience” unless you mean special in the,,, special way. There a dime a dozen and the only part of “media literacy” thet can begin to understand is what sounds letters make and that’s probably being to generous. You wouldn’t give a shit if Dave wasnt a “hide behind a mask” white boy you retarded Nazi diarrhea.

I'm not this debate has breached farther than homestuck, but I suppose I can dumb down your arguement and point out all the blabber that just dripped from your fingertips. I'm a minor, which isn't a deflection, but you shouldn't be calling middle schoolers who like a fucking webcomic a retard for stating the obvious to your oblivious self.

I'm not here to just yell and scream at you how your points are absolute nonsense and make so sense because dirk isn't the same as bro and they're in different fucking timelines because we could go to the DM's over that. I love debating over homestuck, but not to the point where you need to respond like I'm a baby and you saying something back to me is a fucking gift and I need to kiss your feet like you're a God just because you responded.

Another point: my 'nazi diarrhea' as you so kindly stated it is utter bullshit. I never have, never will support the actions, doings, or behaviors of nazis. And I don't even headcannon Dave as white. But that doesn't matter. You hide behind the only defense you have; name-calling until I run off into my 'incel cave'. You think you sound so intelligent running your mouth when all you do is invalidate people who feel the same and act the same as Dave. And yes, they had a chemical imbalance in their brain. Unless, I don't know, you were never a thirteen year old kid? Or maybe you just grew up in the best household ever?

Fun fact: I don't give two shits about your 'N-NEWS FLASH!!!! HAHA!!!! I'M SO FUCKING FUNNY!!!!! I'M GONNA CALL YOU A RETARD AS MANY TIMES AS TUMBLR ALLOWS ME TO!!!! HAHHA!!!!!!!!!' I was joking about a special audience you fucking vagina worm. I'm sorry you don't understand my high-intelligence jokes!!!!!!!!! i-i guess I need to dumb it down f-for the public.... I WAS KIDDING YOU FUCKTARD PLACED WALL ORNAMENT!!!!! LET'S TAKE A JOKE AND HAVE A LAUGH EVERY NOW AND THEN!!!!!

And, as I've said before, minor, with a chemical imbalance in their brain, DAVE FUCKING STRIDER HAS A CHEMICAL IMBALANCE IN THEIR BRAIN. SO DOES EVERY OTHER CHARACTER IN HOMESTUCK AND THEIR MOMMA. (sorry for yelling that mightve scared you)

Anyways, I know I didn't bring up most of your points, but that doesn't matter since you wanted to go up so far up my ass like the diseased tapeworm you are and suck all the nutrients out of me.

also I just noticed but why did you tell me to kill myself in the tags? I'm not even mad about that, I'm just confused. Why? I don't care how many times you call me a retard but why would you tell me to kill myself? You don't even know me. You don't know what I've been through. You don't even know my name. If you genuinely think it's okay to tell someone, ANYONE, to kill themselves then you need genuine help and you need to stop worrying about what the internet thinks about you.

Being racist is litterly Dave’s ONLY trait.

Don’t come at me with “oughhh I don’t headcawnomom him as white so he’s okay” when NO. Yoh are misunderstanding the text a RETARDED amount!!!

DAVE IS LITTLERLY THE ONLY CHARACTER WITH A 100% CONFIRMED RACE!!!!! GEUSS WHAT!!!!!! HES WHITE!!!

He’s a scum ass white boy who says the n word every five seconds BECAUSE HE IS RACIST!!!!

There is no chemical imbalance! Being racist and evil usnt a chemical imbalance!!!!

Guys…. Hitler WASNT evil he just has a chemical imbalanceeeee.

I wasn’t calling you a nazi eith “nazi diarrhea”I was saying you are such fuckung scum that you can only be fecal matter of litterly the worst people EVER!!! Though I’m starting to fuckung belive it with how unbelievably stupid you are!!!and muchhhhh you relate to daveee. “Omg thay racist little boy is just like me he is just like me just look at how his only character traits are racism!”

You can’t even debunk ONE of my arguments!!! I wonder why?

Also retard isnt a slur!!! But I don’t expect yoh to think so I cang blame you.

Retard IS a slur by the way, https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Retard_(pejorative)

Look it the fuck up.

I mean, unless you want me to start singing Neurospicy (HOMESTUCK Ver.) then fuck me I guess because I'm somehow never in the right? And what the fuck are you talking about 'you didn't bring up most of my points I wonder why' because YOU didnt bring up HALF of my fucking points!!!!!!! LIKE. DUDE. THE HYPOCRISY IS FARTHER THAN MOUNT FUCKING EVEREST(the tallest mountain on earth)

Your maturity is the size of my fuckin pinky toe you delapadated stalemate toucher

I'm done responding to this because I typed up eight whole paragraphs just for you to focus on like two fucking things and I had to read all that shit and sit down and waste my time

by the way I can hear the palm-colored-ness through the text. you're a fucking cracker at heart

How in HELL would I ever say Dave’s racist! What a half asses claim with noooo evidence

I am not a yumishipper! That is a term for retards. John is my boyfriend in real life.’

Awwww siwwy Wittle guy forgot to turn on anon!

What makes teh Dave cosplay canon is the fact it’s shown in offical material and specifically captioned to be Dave.

Hussie put in the squawk like a chicken and shit on you desk page in for fun, it still happened!!!

Also how do u know it’s hussie? You didn’t know about it previously and it doesn’t really look like them.