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                                ❝ .  .  . so what’s up with the, y’know, bow? ❞

                   '           i'm pretty much an avenger.                                   you gotta have something to fight with, right?'

I have no powers and not nearly enough training, but I’m doing this anyways. Being a super hero is amazing. Everyone should try it.

Rajiv Surendra » Noh-Varr

        ❝ that’s why  you’d  only eat  it  in             moderation.   every  now   and  again,             for  a  treat.  a  little  self  pat  on  the             back for doing a  good  job  and  not             falling down the stairs or something. ❞

               'moderation, huh? i don't buy it.                since when have you done anything                in moderation? remember that time                you ate an entire gallon of ice cream                in one sitting?'

        ❝ but  why  can’t  you make a             sandwich using slices of pizza             as the bread?  think about it, it             sounds delicious. ❞

               'sounds like a heart attack waiting to happen, boss.                               in other words, disgusting.'

            ❝stealing your food and winning the               heart of your dog over         what’s it look like?❞

               ' well, i was kind of hoping you were here to fix                 the a/c unit, since, y'know, clint won't do it.                 what you said works too, though -- i guess.'

The moment I decided to devote myself to Kate Bishop