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Hi! My name is Juno, aka PsychicNoodleSoup! Welcome to my new tumblr blog!
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hot take taka is the best DID rep in danganronpa even if it’s unintentional change my mind
More Quill :) listening to her radio show
thinking abt making a fuckton of yt videos about danganronpa for the hell of it . Like is there enough demand for it . Fuck it I wanna explain why Celeste is actually the best culprit in the first game
Started playing GTA online and genuinely the vibe w my character and Lamar is like “I’m actin like I don’t got a little crush but I do. I like his ugly ass. He shot 2 people “
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shoutout to selfshippers who are too burnt out to focus on selfshipping
your F/Os want you to focus on taking care of yourself first. be sure to get some rest, even if that includes stepping away from creating things for your selfships
your F/Os love you no matter what!
(this goes double for disabled selfshippers <3)
Controversial Truths About Ancient Egypt Masterpost
The pyramids were built by contemporary workers who received wages and were fed and taken care of during construction
The Dendera “lightbulb” is a representation of the creation myth and has nothing to do with electricity
We didn’t find “““copper wiring””” in the great pyramid either
Hatshepsut wasn’t transgender
The gods didn’t actually have animal heads
Hieroglyphs aren’t mysteriously magical; they’re just a language (seriously we have shopping lists and work rosters and even ancient erotica)
The ancient Egyptian ethnicity wasn’t homogeneous
Noses (and ears, and arms) broke off statues and reliefs for a variety of reasons, none of which are “there is a widespread archaeological conspiracy to hide the Egyptian ethnicity”
The carvings at Abydos aren’t modern machines but recarvings over old carvings. Sure they look like them but if you can read hieroglyphs and know that Ramesses II will even usurp the carvings of his own father just to be a little shit
‘No soot on the ceilings and walls of the Dendera temple!’ is actually because of extensive restoration works and not because Egyptians were in on shit like Baghdad “batteries”
While the Egyptians were fine-ass astronomers they didn’t align any of their enormous and/or important buildings to modern star constellations, because constellations look very different now than they did ~5000 years ago
The pyramid is the simplest, sturdiest shape with which to build and many different cultures discovered this in their own time. There were never any weird fish humans/aliens involved
The sphinx of Gizah is only an approximate 5000 years old; the 10,000 year/rain erosion nonsense is proven hokum
Speaking of that particular sphinx, the Napoleonic expedition is not responsible for its missing nose
Akhenaten was not a “heretic” by contemporary standards
Ramses II appropriated a lot of his predecessors’ buildings/reliefs and isn’t really deserving of the epithet “the Great”
The Battle of Kadesh ended in a stalemate (twice)
While they had feline deities throughout their history, Egyptians didn’t actually worship cats themselves. This was a later Greek/Ptolemaeic addition
It was not, in fact, practice to shave off eyebrows after cats died; Herodotus lied about that
Herodotus lied about a lot of things and many misconceptions about ancient Egypt can be traced back to his Greek ass
I can’t believe I forgot my favourite Hill to Die On
Seth was not the god of “evil”, and despite his chaos providing a foil to order, he wasn’t completely villified until very late in Egyptian history, when he became associated with despised foreign enemies
Hats off to the few of you who’re reblogging this with tags saying you’re going to check my claims later. You make me not entirely despair of this hellhole.
Here are some vetted Egyptological books/sources (that are by and large appropriate for a lay-audience) you can find most, if not all of the above:
Lehner, M., The Complete Pyramids
Wilkinson, R. H., The Complete Temples of Ancient Egypt
Hornung, E., The One and the Many: Conceptions of God in Ancient Egypt
Dunand, F. & Zivie-Coche, C., Gods and Men in Egypt
Kemp, B., Ancient Egypt: Anatomy of a Civilization
Bard, K., An Introduction to the Archaeology of Ancient Egypt
Stevenson Smith, W., The Art and Architecture of Ancient Egypt
Kitchen, K. A., The Life and Times of Ramesses II, King of Egypt
Sweeney, D., Sex and Gender (in Ancient Egypt)
McDowell, A. G., Village Life in Ancient Egypt: Laundry Lists and Love Songs
Te Velde, H., Seth, God of Confusion
Guys do me a solid and reblog this version instead of continuously asking for sources on the other versions thanks
Excuse me please post ancient erotica link
hey it’s not my fault people keep reblogging the version without it!
I like watching jackass bc as a woman it gives me a peek into the male mentality.
They’ll stick their nuts in tasers for fun and I sit there and watch in disbelief and pity. but also sometimes it’s like “fuck yeah I’d do that. Shoot me out of a canon into the ocean do it”
after posting this I checked the tag and realized it is 80% lesbians thirst posting abt johnny Knoxville glad to know it’s a trend
fallout new vegas caesaer miku binder sned tweet
Mr House Cabjnet Man Amv. Is this anything
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I like watching jackass bc as a woman it gives me a peek into the male mentality.
They’ll stick their nuts in tasers for fun and I sit there and watch in disbelief and pity. but also sometimes it’s like “fuck yeah I’d do that. Shoot me out of a canon into the ocean do it”
Fallout 4 oc heheeee the lore is still a work in progress but I just wanted to draw the design I had in my head
“IF THE HEALTH DEPARTMENT OF MUERTE COUNTY FINDS OUT WHAT WE PUT IN THE BARBECUE THEY COULD CONDEMN OUR HOUSE AND WE’D HAVE TO MOVE OUT OF IT??”
Will God answer?
dude fallout synth plot is so cool what do you mean I could have been a synth this whole time and. Just not known it. Dude this is fucking me up so bad holy shit. Like I could have been replaced when they kidnapped Shaun what if IM a synth what the fuiuuuuck /posi
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hancock found a minigun and I’m afraid to take it from him so he’s just running around carrying a giant gun at all times
he fucking found another one he’s carrying 2 miniguns. His greed sickens me
impulse bought fallout 4 this is abt to be me when I see that ghoul
update I’m doing this to him fr now
