fire cannot kill a dragon

wouldnt it be fucking scary if you had a clock that counted down until the moment you die. like what if it could be altered too like one day it says 70 years left but then you do something and it says 10 minutes left and youre like what the fuck i fucked up i fucked up i fucked up

i wanna go for walks in the middle of the night but i also don’t want to die ya feel

just girly things

No one has ever believed in me as much as the guy that greets you at every pokemon gym.

Boom, crash, the sound of my grades

HAVENT YOU PEOPLE EVER HEARD OF CLOSING THE ᵍᵒˢʰ ᵈᵃᶰᵍ DOOR

White privilege is never having to spell your last name.

you… you’ve never met a polish person have you

american privilege is not realizing the world does not in fact consist of only america

did u know the countries with strictest gun laws have the lowest rates of gun crime its amazing isnt it

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there is no war in ba sing se

If you peel the banana from the bottom, you will not get the strings

brilliant. do u have solutions for the other two