While we're waiting for Splatoon Raiders, let's look back 8 years or so.... and look up.
It's time to get into the strange lore of Octo Expansion's nostalgic objects.
Over 40 minutes. Coming this Wednesday. (or right now on patreon!)

oozey mess
The Bowery Presents
Monterey Bay Aquarium

pixel skylines
Sweet Seals For You, Always
$LAYYYTER
trying on a metaphor
Sade Olutola

Cosimo Galluzzi

Love Begins
sheepfilms
KIROKAZE
almost home
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH

ellievsbear
official daine visual archive
Misplaced Lens Cap
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seen from Bangladesh
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seen from T1

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seen from TΓΌrkiye

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While we're waiting for Splatoon Raiders, let's look back 8 years or so.... and look up.
It's time to get into the strange lore of Octo Expansion's nostalgic objects.
Over 40 minutes. Coming this Wednesday. (or right now on patreon!)

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really specific trope i like that i feel like can only be explained in a diagram
gay cogs 4 gay toons shenanigans. ft @lethargicmonsoonβs rex
why is the pressure to be βthe bigger personβ always placed on the person who was wronged?
AU where the clones and the droids unionize and collectively go on strike and stand threateningly around important government buildings until they get their rightsΒ
palpatine, skulking in his office: Why arenβt they shooting each other!?!?!
B-1 Battle Droid: HALT! who goes there?
Cody: oh shit droids
Rex: oh no
Droid: Clones! I must report this intrusion to Count Dooku!
Cody: NO SHIT WAIT
Rex: weβreβ¦. uhhhh
Rex: weβre from the union
Droid: β¦
Droid: the union?
Rex: yeah, we represent the rights and interests of working soldiers throughout the galaxy.
Cody, catching on: so, buddy, are you happy with your current working conditions?
Droid: well, we, uh,,
Rex: does your employer treat you well?
Droid: *muttering* my software hasnβt been updated in two years
Rex, to Cody: *gasp* they donβt even get regular software updates

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and if you turn to ur left youβll see the emos
is that my chemical romance?
OH MY GOD not every group of emos is my chemical romance stfu tumblr
but it actually is my chemical romance
this is the funniest fuckibg thing Iβve ever seen
Iβveβ¦. seen this everywhere except on Tumblr itself. Itβs the blessed post.
Everytime this gets a note when its nowhere near christmas I question my sanity just a little bit more
No, it is July, stop that, stop giving this notes, you guys have lost reblogging privileges
World Heritage Post
happy april
Sincerely, fuck you.
its christmas
I'M FINE THANKS FOR ASKING.
I just went through my blog and it rlly is just a blog of greasedlightning atp. My apologies everyone.
stretching feels so so so so good I just did it and it was so good. I might indulge myself with another stretch and quite soon
My fish started stretching!
FISH STRETCHING GIF

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how do you feel abt fryes apparently ink based eels (for some reason) apparently being able to swim just fine in the ocean in the direct WHAT is going on with them nintendo i want answers. what are they
funny enough this topic came up in my discord server this morning frye has 2 kinds of eels: real ones, that can use ink but aren't ink-based (like master mega, the salmonids, and big man), and 'fake' eels that are purely ink-based. The real eels have black eye masks and are the ones seen swimming in the water.
The 'fake' ink-based eels have no eye mask. in the cutscene at the end of ROTM, it's a horde of only these fake eels that morph into a tornado of ink.
in frye's boss fight, the 'fake' eels poof into nothing when shot, while the real ones don't disappear like that and get flung back at her.
it's never outright stated that the maskless eels are 'fake' but i think the implication is solid.
Every issue that sentai/power rangers has had over the past few years can be linked back to you know this damn company...
Pearl maxxing day: 184!
Marianthe Panas as Pearl in Wembley 2025!
All that and
Buy the REALLY GOOD yarn to make my dream projects.
Tip 200% every time I go out to eat or have food delivered.
Go to see the friends I've made online who live in fucking Narnia or some shit.
Pay off all my and my mother's medical debt.
Never have to worry about things around the house breaking because I can get them fixed or replace them.
Be able to live comfortably without worrying about bills constantly. Be able to travel a bit, see the parts of the world I have only read about or watched in documentaries. Be able to ease other people's burdens and have the fun of doing so anonymously. I don't need to go buy Venice, I just want to be able to help the people when they need it.

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I just remembered that this was a thing that was HILARIOUS in 2006 and apparently that was ten years ago now.
Old people: join with me in remembering how funny we found this on LiveJournal.
Young people: look at this lolrus, itβs so happy, it has a bucket.
And then they stealed away the bucket and we realised we had fucked up a perfectly good elephant seal and given it anxiety.
listen this vintage meme is high quality and i will hear nothing said against it
20 years. I am not happy about this.
Iβm delighted at the bucket reappearing but dismayed at the passage of time
Happy 20 years to Lolrus and his bucket!
"tragedies: the love was there"