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hug-monster

I like pink so so much

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"going out to get milk" is a common turn of phrase used to describe a man abandoning his family.

the "milkman" is a common figure in stories depicting a woman's infidelity and adulterous affair.

this implies that the ability to provide milk would both decrease the likelihood of a man abandoning his wife and children, as it would eliminate the need for leaving to get milk AND would secure that man's marriage, as his wife would have no need to seek milk from an extraneous source.

therefore, all men should produce milk, through various means such as:

- being a cow

- being an almond

- being a woman

- being a coconut

- being in the omegaverse

- being an oat

(list is exemplary and not finite)

in this essay, i will redefine the nuclear family and explain the seductive and inflammatory nature of the 1993 "Got Milk?" commercials.

#you might be onto something

whacknpunch

there are little gay idiots dancing around my room

paseritaberuman

WHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

juneposting

LETS GOOOOOOO

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rammliedmania

fountains of wayne - too cool for school

ghostly-below-dark

Happy robo ky in strive day

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hustlerose

NOT being a good girl today. barking and ripping things up and just freaking it

cometiny

somechubbynerd

What a completely inconsequential color palette

Goals: Be so feminine that you forget ever being a man.

somechubbynerd

well this post suddenly quadrupled in notes.

wonder who reblogged it

greatwyrmgold

The reblog graph is a top-tier Tumblr feature when you need someone to blame.

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unconventiononthelawofthesea

atheist quarterback throws a hail darwin

akindlyowl

agnostic quarterback throws a hail maybe

yanmagotchi

christian pitcher throws a christian baby

jame7t

tumblr is like an abandoned space station & you all are the thing in the vents

jame7t

not me though. im girl with tanktop

bulkhummus

Wait is jerking it to fanfic like? Widely accepted?

critically acclaimed even

dankmemeuniversity

iamoutofideas

lylikers

a comic about mew mew, kris & LOVE

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cosmic-radiocity

alienatedartt

working on the petrova problem 💕

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