Juline ♡

We stand for all Elven people. And I'm not going to get drugs for you, Kesler.

WHAAAAAT, WHO SAID ANYTHING ABOUT DRUGS??? Wait, does this mean you know how to get them??? @impisback-tellafriend we have proof...

I FUCKING KNEW IT @the-real-councillor-emery WHERE ARE YOU KEEPING THE DRUGS

that actually does make a lot of sense since the spokesperson castle is oldest and Fallon also probably kept drugs there.

NO WAY YOUR KIDS ARE WATCHING BREAKING BAD 😭😭😭

KESLER IF YOUR KIDS WANT TO WATCH THINGS LOCATED IN ALBUQUERQUE YOU SHOULD SHOW THEM PLURIBUS

Screw the kids, I'm watching that! Come Juline, let's leave the cartel enablers, and watch this magnificent show!!

Sounds good to me!

We stand for all Elven people. And I'm not going to get drugs for you, Kesler.

WHAAAAAT, WHO SAID ANYTHING ABOUT DRUGS??? Wait, does this mean you know how to get them??? @impisback-tellafriend we have proof...

I FUCKING KNEW IT @the-real-councillor-emery WHERE ARE YOU KEEPING THE DRUGS

that actually does make a lot of sense since the spokesperson castle is oldest and Fallon also probably kept drugs there.

NO WAY YOUR KIDS ARE WATCHING BREAKING BAD 😭😭😭

They should not be. I'll talk to them.

I mean with how long he’s been keeping secrets, I’d think he’d be good at it but he’s. . Juline you don’t even understand it- he is so bad. He is terrible at making believable lies and coming up with excuses COUNCILLOR ORALIE IS ON TO HIM.

Correction- All of us are on to him.

Councillor! Hello! Onto him about what?

I believe you know very well what I mean, Juline.

Ahahah I don't think I do.

Mhmm.

We were talking about a support group, which is a secret because these two refuse to admit to being in it, about, basically, how to handle many children without going insane. But good luck with whatever you're talking about!

I will let you have this. For now. But know that I am watching you three. Always watching.

Really? Could you watch the kids for a while then, I'm sure we could all use a bit of a vacation

Ooh! What an excellent idea! @councillor-bronte-of-the-cities can I drop Wylie, Tam, Linh, Marella, Sophie and Keefe off at your castle for a few hours? I need somewhere for them to be while I’m at Sunday Scrabble with Leto and Cadence.

NO! ABSOLUTELY NOT! EITHER THEY WILL KILL ME OR I WILL MURDER THEM

Oh come on! They’re all so good- well I mean they can be quite chaotic… but they are such good children!

One of them flooded an entire city, two of them have worked with the Neverseen, one is a genetic experiment created by an illegal group, one has an ability that is technically illegal, and there is nothing wrong with the Endal boy but I don't like anyone so I don't like him either.

If you're taking all the kids for our support group, you'll have the triplets as well!!

I AM NOT TAKING ANY OF THEM. YOU'RE LITTLE MINI SIZED TERRORS ARE A NIGHTMARE IN THEMSELVES

So you understand why we need the support group to stay sane then?

THEN SUPPORT EACH OTHER AND STOP TRYING TO MAKE ME TAKE CARE OF YOUR YOUMG

*overdramatic sigh* Fiiiiiiineeee

I mean with how long he’s been keeping secrets, I’d think he’d be good at it but he’s. . Juline you don’t even understand it- he is so bad. He is terrible at making believable lies and coming up with excuses COUNCILLOR ORALIE IS ON TO HIM.

Correction- All of us are on to him.

Councillor! Hello! Onto him about what?

I believe you know very well what I mean, Juline.

Ahahah I don't think I do.

Mhmm.

We were talking about a support group, which is a secret because these two refuse to admit to being in it, about, basically, how to handle many children without going insane. But good luck with whatever you're talking about!

I will let you have this. For now. But know that I am watching you three. Always watching.

Really? Could you watch the kids for a while then, I'm sure we could all use a bit of a vacation

Ooh! What an excellent idea! @councillor-bronte-of-the-cities can I drop Wylie, Tam, Linh, Marella, Sophie and Keefe off at your castle for a few hours? I need somewhere for them to be while I’m at Sunday Scrabble with Leto and Cadence.

NO! ABSOLUTELY NOT! EITHER THEY WILL KILL ME OR I WILL MURDER THEM

Oh come on! They’re all so good- well I mean they can be quite chaotic… but they are such good children!

One of them flooded an entire city, two of them have worked with the Neverseen, one is a genetic experiment created by an illegal group, one has an ability that is technically illegal, and there is nothing wrong with the Endal boy but I don't like anyone so I don't like him either.

If you're taking all the kids for our support group, you'll have the triplets as well!!

I AM NOT TAKING ANY OF THEM. YOU'RE LITTLE MINI SIZED TERRORS ARE A NIGHTMARE IN THEMSELVES

So you understand why we need the support group to stay sane then?

I mean with how long he’s been keeping secrets, I’d think he’d be good at it but he’s. . Juline you don’t even understand it- he is so bad. He is terrible at making believable lies and coming up with excuses COUNCILLOR ORALIE IS ON TO HIM.

Correction- All of us are on to him.

Councillor! Hello! Onto him about what?

I believe you know very well what I mean, Juline.

Ahahah I don't think I do.

Mhmm.

We were talking about a support group, which is a secret because these two refuse to admit to being in it, about, basically, how to handle many children without going insane. But good luck with whatever you're talking about!

I will let you have this. For now. But know that I am watching you three. Always watching.

Really? Could you watch the kids for a while then, I'm sure we could all use a bit of a vacation

Ooh! What an excellent idea! @councillor-bronte-of-the-cities can I drop Wylie, Tam, Linh, Marella, Sophie and Keefe off at your castle for a few hours? I need somewhere for them to be while I’m at Sunday Scrabble with Leto and Cadence.

NO! ABSOLUTELY NOT! EITHER THEY WILL KILL ME OR I WILL MURDER THEM

Oh come on! They’re all so good- well I mean they can be quite chaotic… but they are such good children!

One of them flooded an entire city, two of them have worked with the Neverseen, one is a genetic experiment created by an illegal group, one has an ability that is technically illegal, and there is nothing wrong with the Endal boy but I don't like anyone so I don't like him either.

If you're taking all the kids for our support group, you'll have the triplets as well!!

I mean with how long he’s been keeping secrets, I’d think he’d be good at it but he’s. . Juline you don’t even understand it- he is so bad. He is terrible at making believable lies and coming up with excuses COUNCILLOR ORALIE IS ON TO HIM.

Correction- All of us are on to him.

Councillor! Hello! Onto him about what?

I believe you know very well what I mean, Juline.

Ahahah I don't think I do.

Mhmm.

We were talking about a support group, which is a secret because these two refuse to admit to being in it, about, basically, how to handle many children without going insane. But good luck with whatever you're talking about!

I will let you have this. For now. But know that I am watching you three. Always watching.

Really? Could you watch the kids for a while then, I'm sure we could all use a bit of a vacation

Ooh! What an excellent idea! @councillor-bronte-of-the-cities can I drop Wylie, Tam, Linh, Marella, Sophie and Keefe off at your castle for a few hours? I need somewhere for them to be while I’m at Sunday Scrabble with Leto and Cadence.

NO! ABSOLUTELY NOT! EITHER THEY WILL KILL ME OR I WILL MURDER THEM

Oh come on! They’re all so good- well I mean they can be quite chaotic… but they are such good children!

@councillor-bronte-of-the-cities they really are! It'd probably only be for an hour or two

I think Emery would benefit from trying meth. Specifically the New Mexico stuff.

bringing this back @the-real-councillor-emery you would benefit from human drugs I think thoughts on elven drugs?

Negative, mostly. There are some good uses for them.

*dons town cryer uniform* A COUNCILLOR HAS CONFIRMED DRUGS ARE DOPE EVERYONE CHEER

NOT WHAT I SAID

*puts a hand on your shoulder* councillor… man to man… Mano a Mano.. thank you. You’ve done a great thing for the elven world on this day.

😔😔😔😔😔😔

wait quick wellness check @missringletsandrosycheeks @councillor-darek @councillor-velia-guster @councillor-liora-official @councillor-zarina-official @councillor-bronte-of-the-cities @councillor-terik @councillor-kenric-fathdon @councillor-ramira @ask-alina @councillor-clarette-official @councillor-noland AND @the-real-councillor-emery how many of you have done elven drugs recreationally?? 🤨📸

I can’t help but find this question quite odd, young elf.

notice how he didn't answer

hey can someone buy us some of these human drugs things we will definitely NOT get high and you can TOTALLY trust us 👍

meet me behind slurs and burps (i dont have drugs but i have something better)

we’re here

ABSOLUTELY NOT. COME HOME RIGHT NOW

mommmm why are you here?

To stop the triplets from getting into major trouble. They've tried to use this site to get access to drugs, and I think that explains my reasoning thoroughly on its own

Surrrreeeee

My guy are you trying to reveal your own secret operation because if you are you may be succeeding

No idea what you’re talking about. Only secret operation in apart of is the plans for Oralina day at Foxfire 😎

IIIIIIIII'm gonna tell the Collective on you and they're gonna get mad at u for potentially messing things up

Oh wow, Tiergan was right, you're really bad at the keeping secrets thing

I mean with how long he’s been keeping secrets, I’d think he’d be good at it but he’s. . Juline you don’t even understand it- he is so bad. He is terrible at making believable lies and coming up with excuses COUNCILLOR ORALIE IS ON TO HIM.

Correction- All of us are on to him.

Councillor! Hello! Onto him about what?

I believe you know very well what I mean, Juline.

Ahahah I don't think I do.

Mhmm.

We were talking about a support group, which is a secret because these two refuse to admit to being in it, about, basically, how to handle many children without going insane. But good luck with whatever you're talking about!

I will let you have this. For now. But know that I am watching you three. Always watching.

Really? Could you watch the kids for a while then, I'm sure we could all use a bit of a vacation

I mean with how long he’s been keeping secrets, I’d think he’d be good at it but he’s. . Juline you don’t even understand it- he is so bad. He is terrible at making believable lies and coming up with excuses COUNCILLOR ORALIE IS ON TO HIM.

Correction- All of us are on to him.

Councillor! Hello! Onto him about what?

I believe you know very well what I mean, Juline.

Ahahah I don't think I do.

Mhmm.

We were talking about a support group, which is a secret because these two refuse to admit to being in it, about, basically, how to handle many children without going insane. But good luck with whatever you're talking about!