dank memes

tave: right, so start building!

tave: idk man you said you wanted a girlfriend! i don't see why you don't put yourself out there, you're a great dude i bet tons of girls here would wanna date you if they knew you were interested

julian: that's too much work who do you mistake me for

Cameron: since we can text each other, you think we'll get wifi next?

Cameron: cause Netflix and chill sounds great right now. honestly, Netflix in general sounds great if I'm being real.

julian: what's up fathead

tave: she's cute, funny, and apparently a good cuddler but that would be up to you to decide

tave: why not go for it?

julian: yeah she cute but also .. you can't go up to someone out of the blue like hey you wanna date? you gotta build

tave: so about emma :)

“are u joking? i’m in pain here! this is why i don’t talk to people.”

“you have a hair appointment? no, you don’t. you’re going to help me find some damn aloe!”

adam stomped over to the garbage can. “oh, someone ate it all? there is only an empty ice cream container in here labeled vanilla. no milk.” he huffed.

“i’d rather not…” adam trailed off, giving julian a once over. something was off about him, he just didn’t know what. julian just had something to hide, he could feel it. “so i’m just gonna check the freezer to see if there is any ice cream, seeing as you had the last of the milk.”

“tave doesn’t strike me as someone who comes very prepared for anything. but i’ll give it a shot .” “your milk was vanilla, huh buddy? let me check the fridge for some of that. or did you use it all on your cereal?” 

adam shot julian a skeptical look. “you don’t think that anyone would mind? i mean it’s just aloe but…” he trailed off, leaning forward on the counter top. “melted cereal in the afternoon, huh?” he questioned, playing along with the other. “kinda smells like vanilla to me.”

“not if you keep drinking.” she can’t help but tease him with a bit of a smile. “listen, the only way this island is miserable if you let it be miserable, there’s so much to do here and if you focus on one thing then yeah i get it.” she takes a sip of her drink. “you need to relax.”

“If your mom senses something is wrong and comes to get you, I’m leaving with you. There’s no way I’m getting left behind. I’ll charm your mom as much as I can so she can take me with you.” Her eyes met his with a glint of happiness as she spoke to him, a nod following after as her eyes seemed to get brighter. There was a bashfulness to him, as if he didn’t expect for her to be able to speak to his mother if she knew she had the chance to help him. “Why not? I know how it is to want to speak to your mom, so if a three way call can help, why not do it?” She blinked away tears that threatened to spill behind bright eyes, smiling softly at Julian as he tried to sing for her to not cry, although the tone was completely off. She raised an eyebrow as the boy spoke, seemingly so as if he had a plan to take a phone and frame it on someone else. It was shocking to Cameron, really. “Sometimes I wonder about your brain and…” she stopped to sniffle once again “how you come up with those things. The problem is, the calls can be traced and they’ll compare numbers to names and who they’re related to and then we’re back at that imaginary jail cell.” Now she was starting to think like Julian. Cami’s head tilted to the side. “I doubt it, but if we are that dampens the chances for us to have conjugal visits.” Her eyes drifted down to his foot, seemingly fine. Cameron smiled as Julian replied that he was okay, which was enough for her. “This feels like a really bad episode of Pretty Little Liars and we’re still wondering who the fuck A is.” Her jaw slacked open as Julian spoke aloud of aybe Evie being behind this. Her hand lightly hit his arm, “Super fucked up. It’d make some sense but let’s not think that way.”

“see, that’s if my mom can sense something’s wrong. i mean it’s not like i call her everyday when i’m out of the country but at the same time i do give her weekly updates through texts.” he paused to look up, “mom come through.” he whined, his eyes falling shut for a moment before opening up to gaze down at cameron. instantly a smile grew on his lips, he wished he knew why. among the chaos, there was cameron standing out in the dark providing him comfort  despite the ever growing fear in his chest. he wondered if he looked as scared as he felt. “hmm, so you’re going to charm my mother? the scariest lady on the planet?” he lied, knowing well his mother was nothing but sweet outside her courtroom at least. he looked back on the days watching her speak as fiercely and quick, spitting out facts left and right all the while looking intimidating; he strives to be like her one day. his dad isn’t any different, except he’s more tougher outside and inside. “a three way? uh what if i start to break down or something. i mean .. you can’t witness that. not yet.” he teased, his nose scrunching at her. “wow, first of all? this brain is sexy. it’s full of wonders and great thoughts, don’t be jealous cause you don’t have a brain like mine.” his teeth clicked in response, “we’re not going to go to jail so get that through your skull or i’m walking away right now.” julian said, “surprise i’m A, i did all of this.” he joked, laughing slightly. “it would be a fucked up thing, i mean for all we know she’s having a grand old time.” he paused for a few, “i’m starting to honestly think she’s dead.”