23 year old hozier was like “might fuck around and invent love” and wrote work song

i never understood why football jerseys are so expensive? my team gives me mediocre football, they make me scream and half the time they don't even win. u should be GIVING me the jersey for free to pay for my love, u cowards

Where is the fun in this tweet? Trash 🚮🚮🚮🚮

so that account brand is hating on ashlyn, christen, ali.......... she should really get a life cause imagine hating those angels

i hear they hate sam kerr too 😳

WHO is going to have a subtextually homoerotic swordfight with me that stems from our major unresolved sexual tension

The World Health Organization is going to do what?!

what do people in their twentys do except go to the grocery store……….

sometimes we lie in bed paralyzed by the knowledge that life is neither meaningful nor enjoyable

and then we go get snacks