Jules

If Stu Macher comes back as Ghostface in ANY of the future Scream movies I’m going to lose my shit so hard. I’m going to scream so loud everyone else in the theatre is going to team up to collectively beat me to death. I’m going to scream so loud I’ll be kicked out. I’m gonna scream so loud the cops will be called. If Stu Macher ever returns as Ghostface I’m going to be just like morbius in that one scene in morbius where he screeches ear-splittingly loud and then immedently falls on his face. That’ll be me. If the Ghostface mask ever comes off to reveal Stu Macher I’m gonna screech so loud everyone in the theatre’s ears will bleed and then immedently pass the fuck out and whoever I’m with will have to revive me and fill me in on what I missed.

i lied. i don't like sex. Sit down we're going to watch the entirety of the scream series

if damiano came from an english-speaking country, we would already talk about him as if he was the reincarnation of david bowie