Juju

often the choice comes down to eat a meal and shower or kill yourself

i don't "date" and i don't "chill" and i don't "hang out." i make pacts. i swear oaths. i forge unbreakable bonds. this makes me a cool breezy person to take on road trips et cetera

the worst thing about 4.99 purchases is that one is fine. but if you do two of them you spent ten bucks. and ten bucks these days is like fifty bucks. if youre fucking lucky

Damn I actually really want kids. Why wasn’t I a young dad with a stable job in the 90’s. Would’ve worn cargo shorts and taken my kids to the museum a lot

The fact that this can never be me kills me inside.

I want to die

Seriously whats happenin

I spoke to the moon and she already knew all about you. She said my heart beats to the same rhythm as yours btw.

CAN IT

What is going on