Since @michealmores is finally in office, we should probably have that meeting we've been meaning to have for- .. two months.
@sabadoofthehalls @chimechimechimegoesthebell @orangemannnnn @inyourwallsssss @knockonthedoorknob @jolene-xoxo @ttbsparrow @larrytherestocker @literally-piper-mclean @michealmores @creekgoesthefloors @juicyratmen @stoneemann @imreallyeepy @moonflowerdotco
You had to pick the one day of the week I'm here.
Yes ballsack. Now sit down.
Fuck you.
How do you have a wife still.
Says the dumbass whose never had a stable relationship.
MY RELATIONSHIPS HAVE BEEN MORE STABLE THAN YOUR INCOME.
I GET PAID MORE THAN YOU DO, AND YOU HAVE A HIGHER ROLE IN THE COMPANY. HOW DOES THAT EVEN HAPPEN.
HOW DID YOUR MARRIAGE HAPPEN.
SHUT THE FUCK UP BEFORE I SLAP THE SHIT OUT OF BOTH OF YOU
Sabado shut the fuck up before I get fired.
YOU STARTED THIS YOU BITCH! YOU GOT ALZHEIMERS?
WERE THE SAME AGE FUCKFACE! YOU LOOK LIKE YOU WALKED OUT OF A NUCLEAR REACTOR. LOOKIN LIKE A DEFORMED FROG.
YOU LOOK LIKE WET TOILET PAPER.
*GASP*
SIT THE FUCK DOWN BEFORE I SHOVE YOU BOTH IN THE SUPPLY CLOSET
FINE!
Pussy.
YOU LITTLE SHIT—
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ANYWAYS.
I wanted to have a NORMAL meeting about BASIC STORAGE TOPICS, but NOW we're having a GODAMN COCKFIGHT BETWEEN TWO HEADLESS CHICKENS!
branch j have news..
I lost the key to the neckular bomb
. . .
. . .
IM GOING TO BLOW THiS FUCKING BUILDING UP I SWEAR TO GOD.
FIND THAT KEY, OR WHEN I FIND IT IM SHOVING IT UP YOUR ASS.
Bet you do that with a certain someone on a regular basis—
FUCKING CHOKE–
On walls-
CHOKE ON AIR BITCH
*bro fuckin jumps over the table to strangle this mf goofy style*
oooooh I like it
FUCKING DIE!
The brancj os fine
CHOKE ON YOUR OWN INVISIBLE DICK
IM SHOVE A NUKE IN YOUR EYESOCKET
overprotective much brother..
holt shit
I HOPE YOU GET TO WATCHYOUR LEG GET CUT OFF AND EATEN RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU
(* is scared *)
*sniff snorff*
This is a hostile workplace environment—
I want waffle fires
Same.
Fires.
You got games on your phone?
I don't have a phone.
awww barnacles :(
