Jude

local woman who claimed she will "cross that bridge when she comes to it" arrives at said bridge

reports are coming in that she is now burning said bridge

“let me get that for you” i say sexily pulling on a door that says push

a gun holster is more or less functionally the same as lingerie

uterus, i dont need you. go forth and find a beautiful trans woman who wants you.

being in your early 20s is crazy bc there’s people who are literally married and people who’ve never even dated and people who are trapped in their childhood bedrooms waiting to get out and people who are trying to live out romanticized dream lives and people who are completely on their own and people with multi tiered support systems and we’re all supposedly peers and none of us think we’re doing it right at all

Going to evil bed bath and beyond to buy a new discomforter

nothing fills you with greater false confidence than managing to wake up early once

"this sleep schedule shit is easy" (← about to learn a lesson straight out of a fucked up traditional fairytale punishment)

when you tell your mother you dont want to shave and shes like ok so you hate me? you hate this family? you want me to kill myself

I smoke weed and also I jack off and also I died and also I was reborn. Like this post if you’re not afraid to reblog it.

I like noticing details that no one sees

okay universe, i need something really really good to happen please