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If a mermaid and a centaur mated, there’s a chance it would form a normal human (source)

neither of them have human legs though???

If you rob a store naked as a minor ,no one can watch the footage without commiting a crime.

weekend plans!!

A few milliseconds before you turn 18, you are the oldest teenager in the world, and after that you are the youngest adult for a few milliseconds (source)

you’re still a teenager after 18 though?? like 19 is still a teen

The Mayan calendar is proof that if we decided to say the world will end on a random day in the future, future civilizations will likely believe it no matter how advanced they are. (source)

Well not if you reveal my plans jackass smh

in the zombie Apocalypse, you would have a higher chance to survive by wearing leather clothing because zombies have human teeth

I pretty sure humans can bite through leather easier than they can bite through 1/2 inch steel plating so

If Keanu Reeves ever has a scandal, it will divide the internet harder then catapults and trubechets. (source)

Trebuchets are superior and you can’t change my mind

When it comes to hot food, there are two types of people, you either blow your food until it cools down or you just go HASAHKFNSJGJKF until you can chew it.

A gay person wrote this

Intelligence is having a 60,000 word vocabulary. Wisdom is knowing that literally nobody cares that they have been “defenestrated” when they are thrown out of a window.

Say that to the three people who were defenestrated at Prague on May 23, 1618 they literally caused the deadliest war before modern technology because they got defenestrated

‘A man’s laughter’ and ‘A manslaughter ‘ are two very different things.

Depends who you ask

The first one is caused by the second one

Centaurs have 2 ribcages. (source)

OR, they only have one and it’s just really long and bendy

CPR is like sex, even bad CPR is better than no CPR.

“You won’t always have a calculator with you” is probably not a thing they say in math class anymore.

They do

I can also confirm they do say this still

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For a puppy, always

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Yo just spam the comment section with keyboard smashes 

You know, normally I wouldn’t but it’s fugking….. You deserve a puppy

HOW IS THIS STILL UNDER 200K???? WTF. Please people, reblog this.

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Today is birth of mother. Thank (source)

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Mood swing bagel

Intrusive thoughts spaghetti

Flashbacks Hummus

Insomnia tacos

Centaurs have two ribcages (source)

What if they only have one and it’s just really long