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there are sports RPF people out there who WOULD watch all these press conferences and pick up on the chemistry going on there, especially if Trent is a known hardass bitch who's vibe is Accentuate The Negative for much of his career. there would be so many jokes about american male repression and bluesky posts about

TRENT CRIMM: /personally takes a flamethrower to coach lasso's car COACH LASSO: aw heckity doo, i still got two legs, i can amble on home!

but by the time it's Ted's second season at AFC Richmond, ppl would be like "sky isn't carrying the pressers anymore but you can stream them here [link] and TRENT CRIMM IS STILL COVERING THEM AFTER RELEGATION. " and the top reply is "WHICH COULD MEAN NOTHING"

Trent is not remotely famous enough to be written about like a celebrity but, like, the AFC Greyhounds subreddit would find like ONE PICTURE of Trent at dinner with another man and the top twenty comments are all "oh no did he dump lasso" and "lasso already got relegated and his star striker killed a dog now THIS? has the man not suffered enough" and "the other man has a mustache" "WHICH COULD MEAN NOTHING" etc

please get home safely, Artemis II

"Copy. Moon joy."

"I have two Microsoft Outlooks, and neither one of those are working."

"Houston, if you could give me about 20 new superlatives in the mission summary for tomorrow that will help out my vocabulary a little bit, that would be great. Thank you."

“If you’ve ever seen the top of the spotlight of the top of the Luxor at night in Vegas, this looks like what it wants to be when it grows up.”

"To all of you down there on Earth... we love you, from the moon. See you on the other side."

"We just went sci fi.

"It is so great to see Earth again. To Asia, Africa, and Oceania: we are looking back at you. We hear you can look up and see the moon right now. We see you too."

"We will always choose Earth. We will always choose each other."

“It’s a bright spot on the moon, and we would like to call it Carroll.” (The name of Commander Reid Wiseman's late wife)

"Amaze amaze amaze."

"I said that we do not leave Earth, but we choose it. And that is true."

"Christina has been sleeping head down in the middle of the vehicle, kind of like a bat"

"It's really fun to be floatin' around, it just makes me feel like a little kid."

"Trust us, you look amazing, you look beautiful."

"'Homo Sapiens' is all of us, no matter where you're from or what you look like. We're all one people."

"We're going to power cycle the toilet from the ground."

"I'm proud to call myself the Space Plumber."

"We were all eagerly awaiting the chorus." (After Mission Control cut off Pink Pony Club early when waking up the crew)

"Copy heart. Copy bracelet." (In response to Wiseman giving his daughters heart hands and showing them the bracelets they made him that he was wearing)

“Welcome back. We are still here. They are in space.”

"Copy. Bubble wrap nominal."

"We have rediscovered the chocolate snacks."

“The truth is, the moon really is its own body in the universe. It's not just a poster in the sky that goes by, it is a real place."

“We will build ships. We will visit again. We will construct science outposts. We will drive rovers, we will do radio astronomy.”

"I've seen a lot of new perspectives, but my perspective has not changed because I launched with the perspective that there is enough for all." (After being asked if they had a new view on humankind.)

"On behalf of all Canadians, we wanted some reassurances of your preferences for maple syrup over Nutella on your pancakes."