JPostik

do they smoke weed?

Yes, actually.

you mean she isnt just smoking a cigarette? but a weed cigarette?

It’s called a bunt…. Not weed cigarette… And yes, it is a weed bunt. They all smoke weed bunts before we kiss. (They are my girlfriends,)

They don’t look like they smoke weed.

Fuck You. Fuck You. Fuck You. Fuck You. Fuck You. Fuck You. Fuck You. Fuck You. Fuck You. Fuck You. Fuck You. Fuck You. I’m so angry you are so lucky my three weed smorking girlfriends are rubbing my shoulders to calm me down I’m so mad.

Your “weed smoking girlfriend” has a Hello Kitty tattoo on her belly. The one in the middle.

I printed out a photo of your avatar and taped it to my punching bag that I punch and I mutter your URL with every strong punch I punch you twerp…. Don’t ever Talk about Blaiz or the wicked Tat(tattoo) I drew on her ever again I Don’t wanna see you standing outside my home at 3 am holding your weird dripping brown bags ever again ok leave us alone this is the FINAL FUCKING WARNING 

Wut a sad little individual this is. This is why i gave up free mmorpgs cuz too many tarts like this swarming the games. At least since i moved to ffxiv rarely ever come across these sad individuals that feel the need to lie about themselves to make themselves be *cool* or act as if they are better due to materialistic stuff.

Huh…. You’re a gamer huh? Probably why you don’t have three weed smorking girlfriends and I do… *shrugs.* *gut punches you so hard you throw up and everyone in the café laughs.*

💉🔪 💉🔪💉🔪edgy shit edgY sHit 🔪thats 🔫some edgy💉💉 shit right 🔪th🔪 ere💉💉💉 right there 🚬🚬if i do ƽaү so my selｆ 🔫i say so 🔫 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ🔫 🔪🔪🔪НO0ОଠＯOOＯOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ🔪🔪🔪 🔫 💉💉 🔪🔪 Edgy shit

*takes out the desert eagles - the ones that atop an ancient mountain  I swore I would only use for the most righteous of causes - and spins them around my fingers.* Edgy shit huh? Try this on for size, don’t worry *smirks* it’s one size fits all. *fires my Desert Eagles and instead of bullets, butcher knives shoot out, directly into your skull.* *Blows on the smoking barrels.* Idiot ass dumb…..

I bet Kylo Ren had this hung on his door growing up and any time one of his parents came in to talk to him he was like GAWD DON’T YOU KNOW HOW TO READ!?!?

*Shoots both your kneecaps* First of all, Stay. Out. Of. My. Room…. Secondly, *cocks guns and aims at your heart and starts to unload. You are unable to hear me say that I doubt these posters exist in the star wars universe because of the gunfire and the very loud Du Hast I’m blasting from my stereo. Finishes shooting you dead and spins my dual pistols into their holster.* Heh, may the force be with you, the force that’s moving the bullets into your heart that is… *idiot Ricky knocks on my slightly ajar door before poking his ugly dumb head into my room.* Hey champ, just wanted to let you know that- *he notices the bodies, and the fact that I’m not even listening to him, but instead to some kickass Rammstein. He mimes turning the volume down and I just stare at him and shoot the stereo, causing it to explode… knowing he’ll just buy me a new one.* H-hey champ, just wanted to let you know that uhm, dinner is done. Made some breakfast, ha, breakfast for dinner? Whaa… Hem… You hungry? *I just stare at him. His eyes instinctively go to my poster and he looks at it for a few seconds before giving a lil’ sad knowingly nod, and leaves.*

💉🔪 💉🔪💉🔪edgy shit edgY sHit 🔪thats 🔫some edgy💉💉 shit right 🔪th🔪 ere💉💉💉 right there 🚬🚬if i do ƽaү so my selｆ 🔫i say so 🔫 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ🔫 🔪🔪🔪НO0ОଠＯOOＯOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ🔪🔪🔪 🔫 💉💉 🔪🔪 Edgy shit

*takes out the desert eagles - the ones that atop an ancient mountain  I swore I would only use for the most righteous of causes - and spins them around my fingers.* Edgy shit huh? Try this on for size, don’t worry *smirks* it’s one size fits all. *fires my Desert Eagles and instead of bullets, butcher knives shoot out, directly into your skull.* *Blows on the smoking barrels.* Idiot ass dumb…..

nah, Super Collider