blueberry riccota pancakes

New York, 2017.

Fugitive Steeb pulling a Black Widow, but with gusto.

Too, many, commas,,, 

Is this ooc?? 

I used that word already 

Do people even blush this much?? 

*squints* Is that canon?

Tropes

 *cries while writing death scene* 

Wait what happened last chapter? 

I wrote like a thousan- 354 words!? 

*googles the lifespan of a tropical fish* 

have I spelt his name wrong all this time? 

Would they say that tho? 

Changes plot 539932 times 

In other news, this bitch got his ass on a steady workout routine and let that hair grow out. Found a con to go to, and I FINALLY feel comfortable spending a little cash on a Bucky cosplay, now that I’ve lost my pizza-gut. I feel super late to the cosplay game now that I’m in my thirties, but I didn’t have my shit together in my twenties, so this is just how it be. XD