whenever somebody says like “so what did you do today?” just look off into the distance and say “the right thing”

*ends every piece of advice with “idk though” so that its not my fault if i ruin ur life*

my personality is 30% the last movie I watched

i got 99 problems and probably about 94 of them come from my lack of motivation to do anything

whenever i bark at dogs and they bark back i wonder what we’re talking about

i want to go on a shopping trip where i am the only one in the shopping mall and everything i want is free

that’s called night robbery 

so be it

“teenagers skip breakfast because they think it will help them lose weight” ACTUALLY NO THATS BULLSHIT TEENAGERS SKIP BREAKFAST SO THEY CAN MAKE IT TO SCHOOL ON TIME WITHOUT WAKING UP AT 4 IN THE MORNING