Madam Spellman Trash

what the FUCK are y’all waiting for to write zelda/marie fanfics?????????? i’ve been refreshing the ao3 fandom tag for days now like jesus fuck you guys they KISSED SQUARE ON THE MOUTH is that not enough material to work with????? i need more CONTENT

might I suggest writing a story yourself? I mean this in the kindest way possible, but becoming a creator instead of just a consumer is the quickest way to solve your problem. as it happens, I'm working on a Mambo Spellman fic as we speak, but phrasing it that I've been “waiting” and that their kiss is “enough material to work with” is leaving a bad taste in my mouth about it all

y'all remember that Moment™ in voyager when it’s just a shot of the closed doors of a turbolift and they open and captain kathryn janeway of the federation starship voyager is standing there flanked by two other crewmen and she’s holding this giant plasma gun and her face is cold as steel and she and the squad walk out of the turbolift and into the hallway ready to just DESTROY and it’s so synced and flawless??? i gain 10 years on my life every time

I thought I was the only one!