i am made of memories

“Really?” he asks. “I can’t imagine anyone would find these even remotely sexy.” Neil holds an edge of the boxers with the tip of his index finger and shakes them around.

The man, Andrew, snatches the pair away from him, neatly folding them and setting them back on the shelf. “Well, there are other options,” he says. He points to the pair at the end, where a picture of nude, probably Greek men are pictured on the cloth. The placement of their anatomy is unfortunate, honestly, and Neil lets out an unwilling laugh.

“Oh, those are just so much worse.”

“Really?” he asks. “I can’t imagine anyone would find these even remotely sexy.” Neil holds an edge of the boxers with the tip of his index finger and shakes them around.

The man, Andrew, snatches the pair away from him, neatly folding them and setting them back on the shelf. “Well, there are other options,” he says. He points to the pair at the end, where a picture of nude, probably Greek men are pictured on the cloth. The placement of their anatomy is unfortunate, honestly, and Neil lets out an unwilling laugh.

“Oh, those are just so much worse.”

Andrew shrugs. “I was bored. You’re not half interesting all the time.”

“Oh, well, I’m sorry,” Neil drawls. “I’ll take it up a notch, just for you.”

Neil almost smiles. “Are you and Wymack gossiping about me?”

“Yes,” Renee joins their conversation. “Though he spoke about you less today. Usually, it’s Neil this, Neil that, someone shut Neil up .”

Neil snorts. “And today?”

Firstly I wanna start going by Krishna now, not chai. I know I was attached to the name chai and a lot of people were too but I wanna try this out and what better place than the internet hahah ;-; I’m also gonna start tracking #userkrishna

Secondly I’m gonna start using all pronouns, no preference just whatever, not exclusively she/her anymore

This is so out of no where but I’ve been thinking for a while and I think it would be nice :) Sorry if it’s annoying I’m just trying to fit in somewhere I swear

thanks for the tag @sketchyspirit 

irl me vs online me picrew tag !

heres irl me vs online me 

im just slightly cooler online

online me is just a vampire who writes 🤎

It’s fifth grade all over again