J O S T A M O N

Jesus said to Peter, "Come forth and I will give you eternal glory." Peter came fifth and won a toaster

Wealth - any income that is at least one hundred dollars more a year than the income of one's wife's sister's husband.

Lewd did I live & evil I did dwel

Won't lovers revolt now?

Sex at noon taxes.

Step on no pets.

Doc, note: I dissent. A fast never prevents a fatness. I diet on cod.

The proper time for sexual indulgence is an important consideration, inasmuch as carelessness in this respect may tend to dyspepsia, indigestion, and other affections of the stomach. Persons who are predisposed to such diseases should never have sexual intercourse just before eating, nor very soon after a full meal. Its peculiar effect on the stomach is calculated to weaken digestion, particularly on the part of the male; and many a miserable dyspeptic might trace his unhappiness to imprudent acts of sexual intercourse. From two to three hours after or before eating a full meal, is the proper time for this business.

by comyxtioun and mellynge firste wiþ Danes and afterward wiþ Normans, in meny thynges þe contray longage is apayred, and som vseþ straunge wlafferynge, chiterynge, harrynge, and garrynge grisbayting