les mis characters as @dril tweets
Valjean: THE COP GROWLSÂ âTAKE OFF THO SE JEANS, CITIZEN.â I COMPLY, REVEALING THE FULL LENGTH DENIM TATTOOS ON BOTH LEGS. THE COP SCREAMS; DEFEATED
Javert: blocked. blocked. blocked. youre all blocked. none of you are free of sin
Cosette:Â âThis Whole Thing Smacks Of Gender,â i holler as i overturn my uncleâs barbeque grill and turn the 4th of July into the 4th of Shit
Marius:Â âWhy should there be only one good friday. Letâs try our best to make all the Fridays good. Thank youâ -a quote i invented which made me cry
Eponine:Â you know what. im dropping the subject and going outside to sip some cool lemonade. Enjoy your circle jerlk
Enjolras:Â fuck âjokesâ. everything i tweet is real. raw insight without the horse shit. no, i will NOT follow trolls. twitter dot com. i live for this
Combeferre:Â nerd with lame attitude: North Korea is bad. Me: Have you ever lived there. nerd: (his glasses fall off) Me: Catch you later
Courfeyrac:Â i accept all your apologies you sad mother fuckers. YOu all have a lot of work to do when it comes to critiquing my meme style. Foul animals
Grantaire:Â the blue thumnbtacks on this map indicate concentrations of high ć(luna) energy, the red ones are all the panera breads ive been banned from
Bahorel:Â if your grave doesnt say ârest in peaceâ on it you are automatically drafted into the skeleton war
Feuilly:Â fuckin online fuckin idiots
Joly: the doctor reveals my blood pressure is 420 over 69. i hoot & holler outta the building while a bunch of losers try to tell me that im dying
Bossuet: YO *points to spinal cord on brain diagram* THATS THE BRAIN;S DICK
Jehan Prouvaire:Â just realized that skeletons are basically just rocks hitching a free ride inside of our bodies. Â sad and pissed off
Musichetta:Â THERAPIST: your problem is, that youre perfect, and everyone is jealous of your good posts, and that makes you rightfully upset. ME: I agree
Gavroche:Â me: nobody has to get owned today. please, please put down the keyboard and step back. 9 year old child: Fuck oyu