My Curls Bring the Boys to the Yard

Ah yes. Do you enjoy sharing intimate details of your ‘brothers’ sex life because you’re an entitled prick? Or do you just not actually give a fuck about anyone but yourself?

I’m going with the later.

Both are probably accurate tbh.

I’m just going to listen since I’m not sure what’s going in.

That's probably best my dude.

So I might have knocked the husband out the bed tonight. He gave me a look too.

Girl. What kinda freaky shit yo up too?

Lets just say that I went move around to get more comfortable and he ended up on the floor.

Sure. That's what happened. I know ya being freaky with ya man.

So I might have knocked the husband out the bed tonight. He gave me a look too.

Girl. What kinda freaky shit yo up too?

Wipes tired eyes, hi.

You should get some sleep if you’re tired girl. 

I’m trying, it’s not working.

Ya should have some tea or something? I don’t know. I don’t usually have trouble sleeping. Hm. 

Wipes tired eyes, hi.

You should get some sleep if you’re tired girl. 

Raw is where ya get buried? You wouldn’t know what fucking buried means. How many title shots ya had now Sasha?

Do you think I actually liked playing Hot Potato with the championship? God, After the first two times, I wanted it to STOP, but they kept pushing. And I wouldn’t know buried? Give it a few months and you’ll see. Alexa Bliss is on RAW now so that’s gonna be all about her. Dana hasn’t gotten an opportunity. Nia hasn’t. Foxy hasn’t. And from my match on Monday? I was so close to snapping.

Oh god. Go take your sob story somewhere else. Ha.

lowkey but trips looks like sideshow bob…

EXACTLY.

Ohhhhhh. That was the point boo?

Well, not Sideshow Bob in particular but the palm tree looked like some kinda funky wig.

Totally Sideshow. Ima call him that noe.

lowkey but trips looks like sideshow bob…

EXACTLY.

Ohhhhhh. That was the point boo?

Bitch. The fact you thought I had a tone is damn attitude. I ain’t your damn sweetheart either.

Did you just? Oh. I know you just didn’t call me a bitch? Watch yourself, JoJo. I ain’t playing this shit tonight.

Yeah, I did bitch. Ohhh. So scared. Acting like you tough. Whatever. Get the fuck outta here.