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doing a magical girl transformation sequence and by the time its finished the only noticeable difference is a visible bulge from a handgun tucked into the waistband of my sweatpants

Ohh my goddd shut uppp just let me put my fingers in your mouth and ride you

Reblog if you'd sign away your rights to be a condom for a girl's cock ^×^

building a brand new lab for study of lezzing out

Don't send me an email at 7 am

they must be soooo glad they didnt give me a pussy. i would literally have the most insane hips and waist and legs cause i would spend half the day bouncing on like. 10 different sex toys. i would be fucking unstoppable

Okay seriously question, who of you went through "the boy who avoids photo's because he hates how he looks" to the "I’m a hot girl" pipeline?

✨ Reblog this to make an ice agent shit themselves uncontrollably ✨

is rewatching riverdale a cry for help. asking for. a friend

i really want a pussy but i really do love being a woman with a penis

Tgirls and scent kink, name a better duo

sometimes i be saying im gonna go to bed and then i dont go to bed. frequently in fact. this is because i have the heart of an optimist and the soul of a liar

don't call me puppy if you aren't gonna fuck me like a bitch in heat