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V: hey bro, let's get matching anchor tattoos

Jackie: why bro

V: so our friendship never floats away bro

Jackie: bro...

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Jackie: I can hold the whole world in my hands!

V: no, you can't...

Jackie: watch me bro

Jackie, cupping V's face in his hands: you're my whole world bro

V, almost to tears: bro...

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V: I can show you the whole word bro

Jackie: oh? show me bro

V, holding up a mirror in front of Jackie: you mean the whole world to me bro

Jackie, crying: oh my god bro...

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V, drunk as fuck: you're my best friend in the whole world Jackie

Jackie, equally as drunk: NO, you're MY best friend in the entire world

V, to the point of passing out: noo, you're mine, MY best friend

Jackie, flustered: bRo wTf broOo

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V: omg bro stop looking at me like that

Jackie, gazing at V with a dumb smile on his face: i can't help it bro, you're breathtaking

V, clutches heart: no you're breathtaking

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V: yo wanna get something to eat bro?

Jackie: it's a date bro

V: no bro it's just... bruhnch

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V: bro, i'm straight-up not having a good time

Jackie, engulfing V in a big hug: oh no bro come here

V: you're crushing me so hard bro

Jackie, squeezing harder: i'm your gravity bro

V, confused: aw bro?

Jackie: it's coz I ground you to reality bro

V, touched: oh, aw bro

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V: bro is that a gun in your pants?

Jackie: it's a broner bro

V: oh

Jackie:

V: do you need a brojob bro?

Jackie, on the verge of tears: you know me so well bro

V: it's the tense bromance in the air bro

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[BONUS]

V: There's only one thing worse than dying.

V: [rips paper away to reveal 'Jackie' written above 'dying']

Jackie, nodding seriously: Me.

V: NO!

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Jackie: If I died how much would you miss me?

V: It's cute you that you think death can get you out of this relationship.