From the commentary of Greg's stand up The Back of My Mum's Head:
Greg: if you and I were gay, do you think-
Ed: what's this- why does this keep coming up?
Greg: if you and i were gay, would you go out with someone as old as me?
Ed: well I don't know. Depends how i felt about you, if that's the sort of thing i was into. If i was into sort of freaks.
Greg: let's imagine you're in love with me.
Ed: alright.
[...]
Greg: you and i have spent bloody days together now, mate.
Ed: yeah.
Greg: have you ever looked at me and thought oh shit i think im going to kiss him?
Ed: right. Why- i thought we'd got- i thought we'd got away from this. So this started with 'are you in love with me, Ed' then it went to 'if you were gay would you go out with me' and now it's 'have i ever looked at you and thought i'm just going to kiss you.'
Greg: [cackling]
Ed: honest answer, everyone i've ever met, at some point whilst ive been talking to them ive thought 'what would happen if i just kissed them now?'
[...]
Ed: im interested to see what i actually look like on camera.
Greg: have you never seen it?
Ed: no.
Greg: i hope you dont think this is uh too personal, but-
Ed: yeah
Greg: i'd fuck you.
Ed: right.
Greg: i'd fuck you. I'd fuck you.
Ed: well it's not too personal, mate. It would've been if you'd just come straight out the gate and said that, but we've really built up to that over the last hour and half, haven't we?
Both: [laughing]
Ed: haven't we? If anything it would've been rude if you'd not said that.
