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Building a house in a 1:1 scale with Legos is probably more expensive than building a normal one. #thoughts #funny #observation #observationsApp #TRUE

The war on drugs probably has more POWs than any actual war. #thoughts #funny #observation #observationsApp

Trying to get rich by playing the lottery is like trying to commit suicide by flying on commercial airlines. #thoughts #funny #observation #observationsApp #right #oneinamillionchance

Whenever I leave a store without buying something I get nervous that I look suspicious, making me look suspicious. #thoughts #funny #observation #observationsApp #true #paranoid #

I wonder if I am closer to my death or my birth right now. #thoughts #funny #observation #observationsApp #notfunny

We rescue homeless animals and shun homeless people. #thoughts #funny #observation #observationsApp #true #exactly #animalsismoreimportantthanhuman #wecantblamenoone #justletgoanddoright #

Childbirth is literally an emergency. #thoughts #funny #observation #observationsApp

Technically, it's impossible to skip breakfast. The first time you eat during a day is when you "break your fast." #thoughts #funny #observation #observationsApp