oh well

you're mommy's good little printer aren't you? you'll print whatever mommy tells you to because otherwise mommy gets sad and leaves you for one of those free use library printer sluts

literally one of the most normal things you can do is be born in the 90s

if we’ve been mutuals over a year we’re cousins

men be like “apparently hating women makes u a misogynist 😂😂”

let’s all be grown women together❤️

let’s all get old and have wrinkles and sun damage and facial hair ❤️

LET’S EAT FOOD AND GET GRAY HAIR😍

my least favorite literary smut turn of phrase is when a guy is like “im gonna ruin this pussy” “im gonna wreck this pussy for anyone else” like stop.. thats not yours…!

that man is going to hell. which man you ask? all of them

[as if this is not a normal and natural human thing to want] yeah i just really want to connect with people for some reason. Like some weird loser freak