oh well

men be like “apparently hating women makes u a misogynist 😂😂”

let’s all be grown women together❤️

let’s all get old and have wrinkles and sun damage and facial hair ❤️

LET’S EAT FOOD AND GET GRAY HAIR😍

my least favorite literary smut turn of phrase is when a guy is like “im gonna ruin this pussy” “im gonna wreck this pussy for anyone else” like stop.. thats not yours…!

that man is going to hell. which man you ask? all of them

[as if this is not a normal and natural human thing to want] yeah i just really want to connect with people for some reason. Like some weird loser freak

it's totally ok to dislike things. right?

ur girlfriend/boyfriend should NOT be ur first priority... ur first priority should ALWAYS be me, ur tumblr mutual

hi mutual who’s cooler than me hi hi please don’t shoot me with a gun

always a little funny to me when filmbros are vehemently anti fanfiction but love to discuss film theories. Maybe my theory is that the 2 main guys sucked each other off. And swallowed