oh well

i'm sorry if i offend anyone but i'm not sure if sliced bread is really that big of a deal. i like sliced bread i just can't imagine it changed the world

they're jumping me for this one omg

don’t ask chatgpt I can lie to you for free

everyone talks about the ocasional like from the respected mutual that makes you go oh thank god you haven't unfollowed me but no one ever talks about how it will never be on a good post. it's never you at your posting best it's always on some bullshit like: made sanbwich. with loaf (bad pun for love)

hehehehehe * sudden moment of clarity that straightens my spine * what is this. who am I. * the clarity fades * hehehehehehe

ten years of Moonlight AND The Handmaiden. like at least we have that.

hate when a bad bitch follows me now I gotta show out with my next reblog

you're mommy's good little printer aren't you? you'll print whatever mommy tells you to because otherwise mommy gets sad and leaves you for one of those free use library printer sluts

literally one of the most normal things you can do is be born in the 90s