oh well

people who don’t watch sports are seriously missing out. You could all be so much angrier

let's all have fun because it's better than not having fun

9/11 could never happen today because the twin towers arent there anymore for some reason

ive got my ticket for the long way round

i'm sorry if i offend anyone but i'm not sure if sliced bread is really that big of a deal. i like sliced bread i just can't imagine it changed the world

they're jumping me for this one omg

don’t ask chatgpt I can lie to you for free

everyone talks about the ocasional like from the respected mutual that makes you go oh thank god you haven't unfollowed me but no one ever talks about how it will never be on a good post. it's never you at your posting best it's always on some bullshit like: made sanbwich. with loaf (bad pun for love)

hehehehehe * sudden moment of clarity that straightens my spine * what is this. who am I. * the clarity fades * hehehehehehe