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Don't come around here no more.. #smithandwesson500 #yankeehillmachine #ar15 #556 #whatrecoil #california

So much good in one pic. #pregoboobs #pabst #coozies #hotdog #hotdamn #hotwife #goodlife (at Dog Haus Menifee)

When the Mexican comes over... #Mexicans #itsnoteventhathot #hashtaglies #aguachile #icecreamcomingsoon

Warshington as some would say. #birchbay #washington #blaine (at Birch Bay State Park)

Washington... #Washington

The Grand Tetons, glad she was wearing a bra that day.. #flailingtitties #containment #grandtetons #gunnerjack (at Grand Teton National Park, Wyoming)

Almost lost my life posing for this pic.. All I heard were laughs when I slipped and nearly fell to my death.

I was peeing in my dream. I woke in a panic. False alarm. Glad that stage is over. #pacificnorthwesttrail #chuckanutmountain #fatnlazyhiker #fallenwood #porkswordandpeaches #hashtagsarelame #winkwink (at Chuckanut Manor)

His hair glistened in the rain like a nose hair after a sneeze. #pnw #oysterdome #idontknow #whatthatquote #hastodowithhiking #fatnlazyhiker #manganal #yougoglencoco (at Oyster Dome)

#pnw #pnwsummerhike (at Mt. Baker)

#hiking #gotakeahikebitch #yosemite