Jordan's Brain

Think you're smarter than me?? Ok you are but now you can shove it in my face at Olde Orchard tonight! I'll be the dummy crying behind the bar.

At Olde Orchard all night watching football! Come by if you like beer specials, wing specials, nacho specials and football. If you don't then what are you. Seriously.

Chillin with the Captain all day at Olde Orchard today! Come by and watch some sports ball and we can cheer on that guy on that team you like!

Looking for a place to have lunch? Or maybe day drink? I'll be at Olde Orchard downtown all day!

"The Bishop of Banff has locked up the Minister of Montreal in the Caverns of Quebec." Catching up on the South Park game. It's amazing.

Public service announcement.

Yup, bringing my Italian granpa style to the orchard all day today rocking that shiny track jacket! Come hang out and watch football!

Come hang out at Olde Orchard downtown with me if you're in the mood for college football and terrible sad jokes! Here all day!

Great way to start the day!

'Sup ladies.

Current mood after all that birthday love. Thanks everyone!

Happy Friday! If you want to come tell me how weird I look without a beard I'll be at Olde Orchard tonight! Tasha hates it when I tag her in stuff but she'll be there too...

Laughed way too hard at this

Come by Olde Orchard tonight for our robot party! Not only did I shave my beard for this but I let my hair grow (which I hate) so you know it's going to be a big deal!

When customers get upset about last call...

Pretty accurate.

This happened a while ago. Cost me a pretty penny. Stupid game...