Morty Smith of the prime dimension

"WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK, MORTY! DID YOU FORGET TO TELL ME SOMETHING? IS THERE SOMETHING YOU WANT TO SHARE WITH THE CLASS MORTY? OR WERE YOU PLANNING ON KEEPING THE FACT YOU MET MY DEAD WIFE A SECRET? THAT SEEMS LIKE SOMETHING REALLY FUCKING IMPORTANT TO TELL YOUR GRANDFATHER, MORTY!"

"I was going to tell you," Morty shouted back, "I- I was- just- not- not- so soon. I wanted to but- I know how you are- and- and I didn't want you to spiral like you do.

"You-you have a history of not handling these things well! And it hurts when shit goes south, because it hurts seeing you like that!"

Morty looked away from Rick, his voice lowering.

A collection of dialogue prompts of the more off-kilter sentences from the app "Duolingo". Feel free to adjust quotes as necessary.

"He says he is a model, but really, he is a priest."

"I still hear the voices."

"I don't love you, I only love mayonnaise."

"Where can we hide the bodies?"

"Look, [Name]! You don't have pants on!"

"He informed the jury that he was "too pretty to go to jail.""

"There is your wife, with a man, behind the restaurant."

"There's a problem, he wants to come with his cow."

"That is not water, it is yellow."

"Did you come to kill us?"

"I thought it was an apple store, but they only sold computers."

"This blonde man has stupid ideas."

"I'm getting electrocuted! And I like it!"

"There is a hand coming out of the toilet."

"Love is blind, but the neighbors ain't.'

"Do fish drink water?"

"There is somebody's head in the fridge."

"We got divorced, because my cat was too cute."

"Are we studying the fish? Or is the fish studying us?"

"Who is more attractive, Snoopy or Yoda?"

"If you are kind, you will get a lemon."

"Are two half brothers one brother?"

"What do we say to the god of death?"

"I want to live in your shoes, so I can be with you every step of the way."

"Eat my crepes, I didn't poison them."

"Why are you taking your shirt off?"

"One day, you'll wake up and wonder where your life has gone."

"My relationships generally end because of me."

"This person says he is a wizard, but I don't believe him."

"Why are you afraid of plumbers?"

"I'm the one who killed him, but I'll never confess!"

"My students learn slowly, cows are more intelligent!"

"You have shoes and you're going to give them to me."

"I laughed because you looked like an angry crocodile."

"What is tea? What is water? Who am I?"

"They're coming in through the windows!"

"What were you doing with my boyfriend?"

"Our food hasn't killed anybody yet!"

(i was gonna put this on my rp blog last night, but i decided to make it a post on here so anyone else who likes antagonistic anons can reblog it as well without borking my notifs)

people are allowed to send anons about what goes on on my blog and the circle of blogs that interact with me, this includes trying to get under my muses skin or tell them the hard truths about what is happening, or even about their fellow friends and enemies!

berate them for putting up with something dumb, point out flaws in someone's story, mention how something they believe is not the truth, do it, have fun!

"Her name is Wena Hey, have you seen-a? Everyone says she's amazing She gets so jealous She sticks her head up When I'm checkin' out the ladies And she needs so much attention She's always hangin' around

Jerry joins in!

"My little Wena Queen of the scene And all the girls wanna be around her Her skin is so soft I can't keep my hands off Ever since the day I found her And she'll make your heart beat faster With the wink of an eye~"

Beth leaving her family, or some verison of her leaving, didn't sit right with Donnie either. He didn't like that some Beths and Ricks just straight up left their families, leave their children and spouses.

But, other than that it was actually pretty good.

"Yeah- I mean- kind of" Morty said "Space-Mom, Mom-mom, and Dad are kind of all a thing now. It's still a little freaky to me, and I am beyond traumatized... but they all seem happy. So- That's a good thing. Right?"

He rubbed the back of his neck with his free hand and looked down at the ground.

Donnie tries the cone, "Is this your favorite flavor, it's one of mine," he asks, always wanting to learn more about Morty is he could.

After the spaghetti thing, Morty didn't question where the space food came from, or what it was made of. If it was good, that was all that mattered to him. The less he knew, the better.

"Space Mom brings it home sometimes," he continued, "you know when she comes home from being a bad-ass or whatever it is she does."

There were a lot of feelings around Space Beth. She was his mom and he loved her sure. But she was also a reminder that a part of his mom would leave them all behind. Leaving a robot behind. Or- maybe she was the robot?