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alex knew his 21-year-old brother matt was a little careless when it came to packing. so when it was time for their annual family christmas trip, alex knew he had the perfect opportunity to teach his older brother a little lesson.

the night before the trip, alex snuck downstairs and unzipped matt’s suitcase. he took out all his brothers boxers and boxer briefs, and replaced them with thick white diapers. with a little luck, matt wouldn’t notice the switch up until they arrived at their destination. by then, it’d be too late.

sure enough, it wasn’t until they arrived at their hotel the next day that matt opened up his suitcase, and the diapers spilled out onto the bed.

“what the hell?” he said, his face burning red. “i didn’t pack these! where are my boxers?”

alex laughed. “i replaced them all. except the ones you’re wearing, of course, but those are going to be off and torn up soon enough.”

“what do you mean?”

“i packed enough diapers to last you the whole trip. those are your underwear now. if i’m feeling nice, i’ll give you your undies back when we get back home. although, by the time we get home you’ll be so used to diapers that you might not be able to keep your pants dry.”

“come on bro,” matt pleaded. “i don’t need diapers.”

“really? you pissed your bed every night until you were 16! and i know for a fact you still piss yourself whenever you get drunk. if anything, i’m just looking out for you.”

matt wanted to cry. he looked down at the diapers on the bed, taunting him. of course, everything alex said was true. matt did wet the bed until he was halfway through high school — he wore goodnites nightly to keep his sheets dry.

“why?” matt asked.