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@jonesdada
AND IT’LL BE A COLD DAY IN HELL — WHEN A SNAKE LETS A PIG TELL HIM WHAT TO DO !

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im back on my bullshit.
hey guys im..... moving fp to a new blog. he’ll still be at jonesdad, i just need to set him up a blog again ! bc i’ve been gone for too long and... i wanna completely distance myself from whatever the show is doing now. i’m going to be extremely canon divergent post 2x08. and im going to have comic verses and just... Better shit. ill post a more in depth thing on his actual blog but yeah ! cya on the flipside !
lmao also... catch me quite possibly keeping the url but moving to a new blog bc there’s just so much to do. but then again i might just delete everything + start again who even knows.

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the first thing i do on this blog is make a fp and jug edit using @joneshead‘s new fc bc.... some things never change.
hey lmao so im p sure imma bring fp back. he’s going to be EXTREMELY divergent to season 2 but uh.... yeah i miss him? i miss my ridiculous fucking dad? so yeah ill be back at some point.
if i was mostly divergent when it came to s2, tho, would you guys still wanna interact? lmk!
I can’t believe @jonesdad signed on just to troll his son
i was literally WAITING for this post and i regret NOTHING.
You fucking better have the url @jokesheadsr saved u bad boy freedom hunter
I DO NOW !
I can’t believe @jonesdad signed on just to troll his son
i was literally WAITING for this post and i regret NOTHING.
happy birthday becks / @joneshead !
hoooo. you are such a fucking bright light, did you know that? i genuinely don’t even know when to begin when it comes to this birthday post. you’re one of the most absolutely incredible people i have ever met in my entire life and i do not take that lightly. hell! i wouldn’t even be here in this community without you right now! whether you’re more like my big sister or my son depending on the day, you never seem to take a break from supporting me and being an absolutely incredible person to look up to. anytime you do anything, i beam with pride and i don’t see that stopping absolutely anytime soon! you’re such an incredible person inside and out and i’m so happy that i get to tell you these things on such a wonderful day, the anniversary of your birth! i hope you enjoy your birthday so much just like you’ve enjoyed the last couple days, and i love you so so so so much! thank you for everything you’ve ever done for me, this community, and honestly? just period! keep on being an amazing son / bff / sister / platonic life colleague. it suits you and you do it so effortlessly. <3 thank you for changing my life so much and thank you for the millionth time for being such an incredible person. i hope your birthday is at least a quarter as fantastic as you, so that it would be the best!!

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hey guys, it’s me, ya boi. welcome back to my vlog. it’s vlogmas, so i thought it was about time you met my family ! as you know, my name is jazzstar,
this is my lesser twin brother, jukebox. @joneshead
and this here is our cool dad —– fegan floop ! @jonesdad
well that’s it for today, thanks for watching, check back next week for my next vlog.
joneshead:
Kiddo was a bad sign. Kiddo was worse than anything else he was called in his entire life. He didn’t get called kiddo in heated moments or in light, breezy ones either – there were other things reserved from him in those times. No, there was something terrible and serious about the look on his dad’s face, and he’s seen something akin to it before.
It did not bode well for Jughead Jones.
But suddenly things were turning again, blind sided in a way that only his father could do. Brows shot up, eyes locked on the older Jones with alarm and apprehension. What could he possibly have to say about Alice that required a preempting of kiddo.
“… Kill the Rocky Horror dramatic pause, dad. What about her?”
“ i’m sorry, did you just tell me to kill the dramatic pause? have you met me? you’re essentially asking me to stop existing all together, thanks. ”
fp quipped back, fatherly smirk coming to play. so maybe it was going to be an awkward talk, but hey! at least it wasn’t one that had to be given in a jail, bars keeping one another oceans away. granted, did fp truly want to be right there during that talk? absolutely not.
but he didn’t necessarily want to be right there for this one, either. might as well start with the reassurance.
“ now i love your mother. i’ve never loved anyone the way i love her. it doesn’t matter if she lives here or is off making rounds in romania.. i love her, alright? ”
he starts and he realizes that this was probably not the best place to start. he cringes. he tries again.
“ but your mother was not always a part of my life. not... exactly. i mean, you know. she was always in my heart, stirring around, waiting for the right moment, but. you know. as i’m sure you assumed... other’s came before. before, you know, i was... saved by your mom. and one of them.... was alice cooper. ”
the gulp, for once, was not dramatic.
@joneshead
“ okay, kiddo. i think it’s time we have a talk. ”
oh yes, it was happening. despite the absolute refusal his body was wanting to give, possibly going as far as physically ejecting fp’s very skeleton from his body... it was a conversation that was bound to happen sooner or later, thanks to alice’s self destructive behavior that was becoming more apparent than anything.
“ we need to talk about your girlfriends mom. ”
why couldn’t they have one nice moment? the jones men sitting on the couch, watching animal planet, not speaking much. well? because then fp would be a normal father.
just your nightly psa that jughead is not to blame for fp not leaving the serpents. jughead is the only reason fp EVER WOULD leave the serpents. thanks.
watching @jonesdad harass @joneshead is my new aesthetic that I didn’t know I needed until now.
this is all i have to offer to the world.

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I don’t care. I’m just tired of being afraid.
I’LL REPEAT MYSELF. ©