but if you close your eyes

i just watched half a video about a golf driver before realizing it was an ad and not a shitpost

friendly reminder that if i have ever befriended you and have not spoken to you in a while it’s nothing you’ve done wrong it’s just because i’m a piece of shit at keeping in contact with people and i still love you okay good

my future partner has it easy, they most definitely could never disappoint me anymore than my sports teams already have

girls honestly look so good in jerseys…. it doesnt matter what sport im gay for all of u

however if the jersey you choose to wear depicts a native american person u are automatically decidedly and irreversibly ugly. end of story

what do other people have against subtitles? like bitch,.. my ears are Not Friends with my brain, let me have my captions

*gets hit with feelings i thought i was over with* mmm i see that we’re recycling now

it’s safe to assume that at any given moment i want to go back to bed

literally the best part abt sports is hating other teams so if you support every team under the sun where do you get off exactly ..

contrary to social media developers’ beliefs i have literally never once wanted to see posts in anything other than chronological order