Tunnel Vision

Peyton: Low life? I was never a drug dealer. I was never a prostitute. Look in the fucking mirror if you want to see a low life. Do you honestly want me to go to a place where I KNOW I won't be happy? A place that I KNOW will stress me out. You're not my parents. And hey, you know something? Maybe if you would listen to YOUR parents, then YOU wouldn't be so fucked.

Peyton: What the fuck, Jo. You already know my feelings towards college. You already know what I want. I've told you multiple times. Can't you just trust me?

Peyton: Not to fuck people, to start a social revolution. Doesn't that sound inspiring?

Peyton: Jonas Port, you know I love you, but working keeps my mind away from other things. I hope you understand.

Jonas: Okay, first of all, you're not flying to Korea just so you can fuck all the gay boys.

“What makes you say that?”

“A lot of people say that. Hang in there, dude. It’ll be okay.”

“I’m not a lot of people though.” 

“Why would you be?”

“I’m sure that’s what like, everybody, thinks until they’re there.”

“I’ve been accepted to two places.. but it just doesn’t feel like it’ll happen, you know?”

“You and me both.”

“I kind of just want to skip the entire fucking thing.”

“Do not say that – why would you not be suited for college?”

“Change is always good, though.”

“You have no fucking idea.”

“Because I’m one step closer to becoming the next Anderson Cooper, which you should be afraid of.”

“Right, because I should be afraid of a gay boy with internet connection. Yeah, okay.” 

“Just found out that I have landed a summer internship with a newspaper in Chicago! Things are getting better already.”

“Okay, Douglas, cool. Tell me again why I should care so much?”

“I’m guessing it’d be a good way to get you off of it yourself.”

“You should have met me a year ago. I was quite the party boy.” 

“I can’t tell if my mom is really good at grocery shopping or just really bad at it.”

“Is that a thing moms stereotypically do?”