Onism

I’m going to bring t-pose sheen into the real world

Look at her STRUT!!! She is dragging that endorphin for filth and using that filament as her runway, bitch.

6 inch heels…..she walked in the club like nobody’s business…..godam…..she murdered everybody and i was her witness

It baffles and infuriates me that Hogwarts students don’t take Latin or Greek. Accio? Literally “I summon.” Lumos? Fucking “light.” Expelliarmus? Expel weapon!! Ooooh I wonder what Levicorpus does– you Dumb Ass Bastard. You ILLITERATE. It’s called Levicorpus, it lifts someone’s body, it LEVIES your goddamn CORPUS-

Hermione ghost wrote this

im  a nice person but im about to start throwing rocks at people

I am cracking TF UP

i’m not sleepy in a cute way but in a chronic depression and insomnia way 

plot twist: you let someone in and they don’t fuck you over

my kink is closing doors so that i am in complete solitude