JOKES AND COMEDY

Ek 8 Saal Ki Ladki Ice Cream Parler Gayi : Waiter: Kya Chahiye ? Ladki: Yeh Cone Ice Cream Kitne Ki Hai Bhaiya..? Waiter: 15/- Rupaye Ki.. Ladki Ne Apna Pocket Cheak Kiya,Fir Chote Cone Ki Kimat Puchi.. Waiter Ne Gusse Se Kaha 12/- Rupaye Ki... Ladki Ne Kaha Chota Wala De Diziye, Ladki Ne Paise Diye Aur Ice Cream Kha Kar Chali Gayi... Jab Waiter Khali Plate Lene Gaya Toh, Uski Aankho Mai Aansu Aa Gaye.. Kyun'ki.. Us Ladki Ne Uske Liye Tip Ke Roop Mai 3/- Chod Kar Gayi Thi... MORAL- AAPKE PAS JO KUCH BHI HAI USI SE LOGO KO KUSH RAKHNE KI KOSHISH KARO source:http://rajnicomedy.blogspot.com On 4/8/12, amit tripathi wrote: > Ek 8 Saal Ki Ladki Ice Cream Parler Gayi : > > Waiter: Kya Chahiye ? > > Ladki: Yeh Cone Ice Cream Kitne Ki Hai Bhaiya..? > > Waiter: 15/- Rupaye Ki.. > > Ladki Ne Apna Pocket Cheak Kiya,Fir Chote Cone Ki Kimat Puchi.. > > Waiter Ne Gusse Se Kaha 12/- Rupaye Ki... > > Ladki Ne Kaha Chota Wala De Diziye, Ladki Ne Paise Diye Aur Ice Cream > Kha Kar Chali Gayi... > > Jab Waiter Khali Plate Lene Gaya Toh, > Uski Aankho Mai Aansu Aa Gaye.. > > Kyun'ki.. > > Us Ladki Ne Uske Liye Tip Ke Roop Mai 3/- Chod Kar Gayi Thi... > > MORAL- AAPKE PAS JO KUCH BHI HAI USI SE LOGO KO KUSH RAKHNE KI KOSHISH KARO > > source:http://rajnicomedy.blogspot.com >

Girl: OK, can you make yourself disappear?

Girl: OK, can you make yourself disappear? Read more at :http://rajnicomedy.blogspot.com/2012/04/girl-and-guy-funny-comedy-conversation.html

Ek 8 Saal Ki Ladki Ice Cream Parler Gayi : Waiter: Kya Chahiye ? Ladki: Yeh Cone Ice Cream Kitne Ki Hai Bhaiya..? Waiter: 15/- Rupaye Ki.. Ladki Ne Apna Pocket Cheak Kiya,Fir Chote Cone Ki Kimat Puchi.. Waiter Ne Gusse Se Kaha 12/- Rupaye Ki... Ladki Ne Kaha Chota Wala De Diziye, Ladki Ne Paise Diye Aur Ice Cream Kha Kar Chali Gayi... Jab Waiter Khali Plate Lene Gaya Toh, Uski Aankho Mai Aansu Aa Gaye.. Kyun'ki.. Us Ladki Ne Uske Liye Tip Ke Roop Mai 3/- Chod Kar Gayi Thi... MORAL- AAPKE PAS JO KUCH BHI HAI USI SE LOGO KO KUSH RAKHNE KI KOSHISH KARO source:

Husband & Wife apne room mai khamosh : Biwi ki soch: 1- Q ye mujh se bat nhi kar raha ? 2- Kya ye dusri shadi k baray me soch raha hain ? 3- Kya ye kisi or ko chahta ha ? 4- Kya is ne mere chehre pe wrinkles... dekhe han ? 5- Kya mai MOTI ho gai hun ! HUSBAND KI SOCH: . . Yar saala Petrol Kina Mehanga Ho Gaya hai ? source: -jokes&nbspjokes

A little girl asks her father, “Dad, do all fairy tales begin with once upon a time?” ”Nope” He replies, “Most begin with ‘If elected I promise...’”

Little Johnny catches his parents shagging one afternoon and yells, “Hey, Dad! What are you doing?” His father replies, “Son, I'm filling your mother's tank.” ”Oh, yeah!” says Johnny, “Well, you better get a model that does better mileage cause the postman filled her this morning. # funny-jokes, sms On 4/8/12, amit tripathi wrote: > Little Johnny catches his parents shagging one afternoon and yells, > “Hey, Dad! What are you doing?” > His father replies, “Son, I'm filling your mother's tank.” > ”Oh, yeah!” says Johnny, “Well, you better get a model that does > better mileage cause > the postman filled her this morning. > > jokes # funny jokes >

Santa was drivng truck....beech me nadi padi,,santa nadi me se truck par krne laga....truck doob gaya...... Santa-yar pani to batakhh ki gardan tak tha,, fir truck kaise doob gaya....... read more suchjokes

Santa was drivng truck....beech me nadi padi,,santa nadi me se truck par krne laga....truck doob gaya...... Santa-yar pani to batakhh ki gardan tak tha,, fir truck kaise doob gaya....... read more jokes at

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