In her essay Tik Tok the great philosopher Ke$ha declared that āthe party donāt start till I walk in.ā which is clearly meant to convey that any recreational gathering is not truly a party until Ke$ha herself arrives.
But what if Ke$ha were to leave the party for some period of time only to then walk in again? This paradoxical scenario in which a party must simultaneously already exist and not exist yet is known as Ke$haās Quantum Party and has stumped theoretical physicists for decades.
Ke$ha clearly states that āwhen I leave for the night I aināt cominā backā (Animal 2.4), and furthermore, thatĀ āTonight, Imma fight/āTil we see the sunlightā (2.13-14), implying that she will neither depart nor desist from celebration until the following solar recurrence; moreover, she asserts in the refrain that āā¦the party donāt stop, noā (2.16), sagely reassuring us that no spacetime-rending event will occur.
